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"She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything."
— Harry Potter, who, of course, ends up married to her anyway.
"You wanna fuck my sister?"
"Yes."
"You wanna fuck my sister!?"
"Yes."
[Beat]
"$26.50."
"Deal."
— Stephen Lynch, The Best Friends Song
If your sister hangs around your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her.
Private Joker: "I wanna put my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"
Private Cowboy: "What've you got?"
Trunks: "Goten's not your type."
Bra: "So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer."
Trunks: "Someone who isn't Goten."
— Dragonball fanfic A Lesson In Humility 
"What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you."
— Patrick "Packie" McReary telling the protagonist about his sister, Kate.
(401:) Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
(301:) I accept this challenge.
—Texts From Last Night
(336:) If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed.
—Texts From Last Night
(813:) I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813:) You motherfucker.
(813:) She's next.
—TFLN likes this trope. This isn't even close to all of them
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