Quotes: Men In Black

Agent J: Wehllll.... better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, eh, K?
Agent K: Try it.

INS Agent Janus: Who are you? Really?
Agent K: Really? (puts on sunglasses) I am just a figment of your imagination.
Agent K: (muttering to self) Damn, what a gullible breed...

J: It's okay, Laurel.
Laurel: How is it okay?
J: I'm saying it's going to be okay.
Edgar-Bug: Don't bet on it, meat sack.

D: I'll tell you, Kay, I will miss the chase.
K: (pulling out his neuralyzer) No, D, you won't.

Zed: Edwards, let's put it on.
James Edwards: Put what on?
Zed: The last suit you'll ever wear.

Kevin Brown: Put what on?
J: The last suit you'll ever wear... again.

James Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Agent K: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow...
Edwards: What's the catch?
K: The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
(K starts walking away)
Edwards: (shouting after K) Hey! Is it worth it?
K: Oh yeah, it's worth it... if you're strong enough!

Laurel: Interesting job you guys have