->''"From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. [[TheNondescript You'll not stand out in any way.]] Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. [[GovernmentConspiracy You are a rumor,]] [[WeirdnessCensor recognizable only as déjà vu]] [[IWasNeverHere and dismissed just as quickly.]] [[TheSpook You don't exist.]] [[UnPerson You were never even born.]] [[TheNameless Anonymity is your name;]] [[TheStoic silence, your native tongue.]] [[CowboyCop You're no longer part of the System.]] [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it.]] [[TheMan We're 'them'. We're 'they'.]] [[TitleDrop We are the Men in Black]]."''
-->-- '''[[OneLetterName Zed]]'''

->'''Agent J''': Wehllll.... better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, eh, K?\\
'''Agent K''': Try it.

->'''INS Agent Janus:''' Who are you? Really?
->'''Agent K:''' Really? (''puts on sunglasses'') I am just a figment of your imagination.
->(''[[LaserGuidedAmnesia Kay neuralyzes Janus]]'')
->'''Agent K:''' (''muttering to self'') Damn, what a gullible breed...

->'''J''': It's okay, Laurel.
->'''Laurel''': How is it okay?
->'''J''': I'm saying it's going to be okay.
->'''Edgar-Bug''': Don't bet on it, meat sack.

->'''D''': I'll tell you, Kay, I will miss the chase.
->'''K''': (''pulling out his neuralyzer'') No, D, you won't.

->'''Zed:''' Edwards, let's put it on.
->'''James Edwards:''' Put what on?
->'''Zed:''' The last suit you'll ever wear.

->'''J:''' [[CallBack Let's put it on.]]
->'''Kevin Brown:''' [[DialogueReversal Put what on?]]
->'''J:''' The last suit you'll ever wear... again.

->'''James Edwards:''' Why [[{{Masquerade}} the big secret]]? People are smart. They can handle it.
->'''Agent K:''' A ''person'' is smart. ''People'' are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow...
->'''Edwards:''' What's the catch?
->'''K:''' The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
->(''K starts walking away'')
->'''Edwards:''' (''shouting after K'') Hey! Is it worth it?
->'''K:''' Oh yeah, it's worth it... if you're strong enough!

->'''Jay:''' All right, I'm in. 'Cause there's some next level shit going on and I'm OK with that. But before y'all go beaming me up there's one thing you gotta remember: You chose me... so you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?\\
'''Kay:''' Cool, whatever you say, Slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... dick.

->'''Kay:''' We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!\\
'''Jay:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to....\\
'''Kay:''' There's ''always'' an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

->'''Laurel:''' Interesting job you guys have.