Characters / Men in Black

Characters from the Men in Black series of live-action movies (Men in Black, Men in Black II, and Men in Black 3).

As the animated TV show Men in Black: The Series is set in a separate universe, it has its own page here.
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The Men in Black

    In General 


    Agent K 

Agent K/Kay (Kevin Brown)

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"Don't 'Sir' me, young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with."


    Agent J 

Agent J/Jay (James Darrell Edwards III)

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Played by: Will Smith
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."


  • The Ace: In K's absence, he becomes Earth's number one protector.
  • Conveniently an Orphan: Which leads to his destiny in the agency.
  • Cowboy Cop: To such a degree that Zed originally opposed his induction; "He has a problem with authority".
  • Deadpan Snarker: More of a witty snarker than K.
  • Deceased Parents Are the Best: His dad was apparently quite a guy. Which is proven true when we meet him in the past.
  • The Dreaded: By the time of the second film, junior MIB agents are terrified of J neuralyzing them for minor offenses.
  • Genius Bruiser: He can beat aliens in a foot race and punch some of them out. But he's also a lateral thinker able to see the forest when everybody else is focused on the trees, and is usually able to make logical leaps that K can't.
  • Hero of Another Story: Said to have saved the Earth several times during the time between I and II.
  • Implacable Man: One of the reasons he got the attention of K. He ran down an alien called a "cephalapoid" on foot, which is implied through dialog to be quite a feat for a human.
  • Na´ve Newcomer: And he never totally grows out of it.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: The entire first act of the movie is designed to show that his streetwise smart-ass routine is largely a put-on and he's actually a very good, and even insightful, detective.
  • Older Than They Look: Is treated as a fresh-out-of-college pup by K and the others despite his experience in NYPD. In the third movie he's revealed to be pushing 50, which would have made him mid-30s in the first film.
  • Plucky Comic Relief: In the first film.
  • Pre-Mortem One-Liner: To Serleena: "Your flight's been canceled!" Of course, she got better...temporarily.
  • Race Lift: He was white in the comics.
  • Ripple Effect-Proof Memory: Due to having been talking to K when he was Ret Goned, he apparently caused a temporal fracture that prevented his life story or memories from changing any as time reordered itself. Apparently, it induces a craving for chocolate milk.
  • Salt and Pepper: With K. Lampshaded several times.
  • Soul Brotha: Turned into this type of character in the second and third film.
  • Uncle Tomfoolery: To a small degree in the first film, he was very comical and seemed to annoy agent K a little and he did not take too many situation seriously.
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension: He had in this in 2 out of the 3 films and the animated series. In the first film and the animated series with Laurel Weaver and the second film with Laura Vasquez. In the animated series during J's perfect world alternate reality, he and Laurel are a couple. Or at least, her alternate reality self is J's girlfriend.

    Chief Zed 

Chief Zed

Played by: Rip Torn
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here!"


  • Badass in Charge: He's mostly chained to a desk, being an administrator and all, but he's got some fire in him.
  • Badass Beard: A sharp goatee.
  • Badass Grandpa: Older than K, but still a semi-capable ass-kicker.
  • Big Good: The Leader of the MiB, Earth's "first, last and only line of defense".
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: An odd, slightly kooky guy. But he runs the agency that keeps Earth safe from alien menaces.
  • Da Chief: To the organisation.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Always ready for any situation with a retort.
  • Dirty Old Man: He's got some stories of his past sexual exploits that make J shudder.
  • It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY": "Zed" is how the letter Z is pronounced in European countries (deriving from Greek "Zeta"), while Americans typically pronounce it as "Zee".
  • Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome: Rip Torn's DUI conviction caused the creators to write him out of III.

    Agent O 

Agent O

Played by: Emma Thompson & Alice Eve


Allies

    Laurel Weaver 

Dr. Laurel Weaver (Agent L/Elle)

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Played by: Linda Fiorentino
"Interesting job you guys have."


  • Adaptational Dye Job: She's blonde in the cartoon, yet the same hairstyle.
  • Badass Normal
  • Big Damn Heroes: Saves J and K from almost getting eaten by the Bug by shooting him from behind.
  • Creepy Mortician: Has some shades of this.
  • Damsel in Distress: Edgar promptly takes her hostage once he discovers she has the galaxy, and attempts to take her with him so he can eat her.
  • Damsel out of Distress: When Edgar tells her he wants to take her with him to eat her and feed his family as well, while climbing to his UFO, Laurel has none of it and breaks free of his hold, then jumps into a nearby tree while fiercely clinging to one of its branches to avoid falling. She eventually falls, but is unharmed and manages to get a hold of a MIB gun which she uses to shoot the Bug and kill him for good.
  • Dangerously Short Skirt: As part of her work attire.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Laurel has her moments.
  • Disposable Love Interest
  • Hot Scientist
  • Hospital Hottie
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Laurel may be cynical, snarky and gets annoyed easily, but truly cares for those she likes. At one point near the end, while Kay and Jay have an emotional moment regarding the former's departure, she chimes in, saying her apartment isn't very near, not even on the same island, but does it in a pleasant manner and doesn't seem annoyed at all.
  • Ms. Fanservice
  • Off Screen Break Up
  • Put on a Bus: Her absence is explained by J claiming she wanted to go back to the morgue to continue working there and was thus neuralyzed by him.
  • Sequel Non-Entity: See Put on a Bus above. The truth is, Linda Fiorentino turned out to be an insanely difficult actress to work with, thus the character of Laurel was written off.
  • She's Got Legs: Laurel is played by none other than Linda Fiorentino, so yeah.
  • The Coroner
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension: With Agent J.

    Frank the Pug 

Frank the Pug

Voiced by: Tim Blaney
"Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth."


  • Talking Animal: While he's actually an alien, he certainly invokes this trope.

    Jack Jeebs 

Jack Jeebs

Played by: Tony Shalhoub
"You insensitive pricks! Do you have any idea how much that stings?"


  • Alien Blood: When his head is shot off, green goo is smeared all over the walls.
  • Arms Dealer: He sells illegal alien weapons from his black market pawn shop.

    Laura Vasquez 

Laura Vasquez

Played by: Rosario Dawson


  • Why Am I Ticking?: Her bracelet turns out to be a nuclear grade weapon that goes off if the light doesn't get off Earth.

    Griffin 

Griffin

Played by: Michael Stuhlbarg
"The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie."


  • Adorkable: The goofy hat and chipper personality just make him adorable.
  • Blessed with Suck: He has no ability to tell possible futures that won't happen from the ones that will, which is harrowing in situations where he has no idea whether he's about to die or not, and usually sees them months before they happen or are even relevant in the first place. He considers the constant visions "a pain in the ass."
  • Catch-Phrase: "That was a close one!" Said every time one of the horrible outcomes to the current situation he is in does not come to pass.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: A symptom of being The Omniscient. He literally sees things that aren't there and for the most part never will- so he comes off as outright kooky a lot of the time. Though... given his maniacally childish glee at the prospect of using a jetpack, that might not entirely be due to future shock.
  • Humanoid Abomination: A cute and cuddly one, but still a fifth-dimensional being with a perspective utterly alien to humans that takes human form.
  • Manic Pixie Dream Guy: Kinda.
  • Motor Mouth: Due to constantly seeing potential futures, he has a habit of blathering on, trying to get even a fraction of the knowledge he has out, this amounts to endless unbroken sentences.
  • The Omniscient: Able to see every outcome, in every reality. Simultaneously.

    The Colonel 

Colonel James Darrel Edwards II

Played by: Mike Colter


  • Colonel Badass: His badassitude helps save the world from Boris.
  • Mental Fusion: Griffin does this to him to get his help on defeating Boris, which works. It's never stated what he saw, but whatever he saw must have had a connection to J, who is a grownup version of his son.
  • No Name Given: Only referred to as "Colonel" or "Sir". Mostly so his relation to J wasn't obvious to the audience.

Enemies

    Edgar the Bug 

Edgar the Bug

"You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?"


  • Adaptational Villainy: The original human Edgar is loosely based on a farmer who appears in #2 of the comic book. However, unlike his wife-beating movie counterpart, the farmer is decent enough, if a bit trigger happy. He also isnt killed, as the aliens who appear in the issue arent hostile, their appearance is due to a misunderstanding.
  • Aliens Speaking English: Subverted. He briefly speaks in English when he's about to kill the farmer, as well as when he's in his disguised state, but it's mostly the result of a low-quality translator. Apparently, his native tongue consists of aggressive, loud growls and roars. Oddly enough, his fellow bugs are totally fluent in English in the cartoon, even in their true forms.
  • Asshole Victim: The bug was not a nice creature to begin with but the real Edgar was an abusive husband who cared about himself. The bug killing him was enough to not shed any tears for the farmer.
  • Ax-Crazy: He tends to attack and/or kill everyone he runs into.
  • Berserk Button: Hurting insects, particularly roaches.
  • Big Bad: Of the first film. He is searching for the galaxy of Orion, kills the Arquillian Prince Rosenberg and causes the Arquillians to have them pissed off enough to try to destroy the Earth in response.
  • Body Horror: He's a giant bug shambling around in the decaying skin of a farmer. So... yeah.
  • Deadpan Snarker: For a giant, dumb bug, he has the occasional barb.
    Edgar: You don't matter. In fact in a few seconds, you won't even be matter.
  • The Dreaded: The very threat of him showing up makes what was apparently a failed minion commit suicide, and causes lot of aliens to try to jump ship and leave Earth. Implied to be because he brings the "bug war" to Earth.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: He cares more about his race and Earth's insects than any other lifeform in the universe. Killing them is a Berserk Button.
  • Evil Is Bigger: Edgar the bug is a giant imposing cockroach-like alien. Though not like the human Edgar was small to begin with as he was played by the 6' 3'' ft. Vincent D'Onofrio.
  • Evil Sounds Deep: More so out of disguise.
  • Fantastic Racism: Towards humans.
  • Faux Affably Evil: Tries to play nice when he's after things, but is a murderous beast who only cares about himself.
  • Foil: To the human Edgar. The human Edgar is a selfish farmer and an abusive husband. The bug cares about his family and every living arthropod.
  • Genuine Human Hide: He's disguised as and with the use of a farmer he killed. The wife of said farmer describes him as looking like he's wearing an 'Edgar suit'.
  • Genius Bruiser: Gigantic, super strong and merciless. He's also pretty good with technology and quite cunning.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: It doesn't take much to piss him off.
  • Hot-Blooded: Very much so, even when you don't trigger his temper, he's certainly got a level of hostility.
  • Hugh Mann: His attempts to pass for human are unrealistic at best.
  • Insectoid Aliens: A big one.
  • Karmic Death: He's ultimately destroyed by the very same chick he kidnapped and held hostage.
  • Kick the Son of a Bitch: The farmer whose body he uses to 'blend in' is not exactly the nicest of people.
  • Kill and Replace: Kills Edgar and then puts on his skin.
  • Large Ham: Subtlety doesn't appear to be a species trait.
  • Lightning Bruiser: He's a monstrous insect with Super Strength and can escape crashed spaceships unscathed. He's also pretty quick for something of his size; he can snatch your gun from your hand before you have a chance to pull the trigger.
  • More Teeth than the Osmond Family: As a bug.
  • No Name Given: He's called Edgar by everyone because he takes over the body of someone named Edgar. His real name is never mentioned.
  • One-Winged Angel: When he sheds his Edgar suit for a final confrontation with J and K.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: The bug considers humanity and other alien races inferior. On the other side, Edgar the farmer insulted his wife very frequently and told her to "get her ass back home" when the bug's spaceship landed.
  • Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: His first words to the farmer, due to a poor-quality translator; "put your projectile weapon on the ground" and "your proposal is acceptable".

    Serleena 

Serleena

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Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
Played by: Lara Flynn Boyle
"Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat."


  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Serleena murders Ben after he refuses to divulge the location of the Light of Zartha. She also steals some of the pizza from his restaurant.
  • Balloon Belly: Serleena gets one after swallowing the mugger in the park whole, which she manages to get rid of by spitting him back out.
  • Big Bad: Second movie.
  • Big Eater: Her entire species are implied to be this.
  • Black Bra and Panties: When she lands on earth and takes human form this is all she is wearing along with a pair of high heel shoes, which gets the attention of a mugger.
  • Cute Monster Girl: "Smoking hot" is more appropriate.
  • Combat Tentacles: A whole lot of them too.
  • Dark Is Evil: Trots around in a stolen biker outfit for most of the movie.
  • Deadly Upgrade: After she infected Jeff.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Particularly when dealing with Charlie and Scrad.
  • Dark Action Girl: She's no weakling, and easily overpowered trained agents in a fight. Is also a sadistic, greedy murderous alien.
  • Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Takes the form of one upon arriving on earth.
  • Eldritch Abomination: Her true form.
  • Evil Is Petty: She spends the opening credits destroying planet after planet solely because the light wasn't there.
  • Evil Is Sexy: Invoked in-universe. She actively invokes this when she takes the form of a lingerie model. At MIB customs, her alias is an alien that wants to be an underwear model.
  • Humanoid Abomination: Spends most of the film in the form of an attractive model, manifesting Combat Tentacles from her fingers if she has to fight or coerce someone.
    • If that wasn't bad enough, she can also eat humans whole, which gives her human form a large, bubbling belly.
  • Lecherous Licking: She sticks her tongue in Agent K's ear. Earlier on, she receives one herself from a mugger before she eats him.
  • Ms. Fanservice: This is an early 2000's Lara Flynn Boyle we're discussing...
  • Mugging the Monster: When she assumes human form in Central Park she is only wearing a Black Bra and Panties and high heeled shoes. Naturally this attracts the attention of a mugger who drags her behind a bush at knife point. Serleena then immediately turns the tables on him and swallows him whole while all he can do is scream in terror.
  • Oh, Crap!: When she meets head on with Jeff.
    Serleena: Uh-oh. Teeth.
    • The mugger also has a moment of this right before Serleena eats him.
  • One-Winged Angel: When she eats Jeff, she becomes a gigantic-sized version of her true form.
  • Pre-Mortem One-Liner: Gives one to the mugger after he tried to rape her.
    Mugger: Hey pretty lady, *licks her face* you taste good... ...hey, what the—?! [mugger screams accompanied by the sounds of Serleena swallowing him head-first]
    Serleena: Yeah, you too.

    Charlie & Scrad 

Charlie & Scrad

Played by: Johnny Knoxville


    Jarra 

Jarra

Played by: John Alexander
"Over our dead titanium bodies!"


  • Conspicuous Trenchcoat: What he hides his mini-body and clones under.
  • The Dragon: To Serleena, after Charlie and Scrad disappear.
  • Evil Is Bigger: Subverted. He appears to be like this. But when the coat came off it's revealed that he is very tiny and his lower half is a small flying saucer with multiple controls for flying.
  • Me's a Crowd: He's actually four tiny identical humanoids on tiny flying saucers
  • Planet Looters: He tried to steal the Earth's ozone to sell on the black market.

    Boris the Animal 

Boris the Animal

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IT'S JUST BORIS!
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GO AHEAD!! ARREST ME!!!
Played by: Jemaine Clement
"Let's agree to disagree!"


    Lilly 

Lilly

Played by: Nicole Scherzinger



Alternative Title(s): Men In Black II, Men In Black 3

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