"By the way, which side's the head? The fat end or the thin end?"
Konata to Tsukasa, regarding a chocolate cornet.
"Wait a minute, you're in the eleventh grade, how do you know about erotic game scenarios?"
Kagami, after Konata proposed the proliferation of violent sex crimes being due to the proliferation of eroge with violent sex scenes.
"Oh, Tamura-saaaaaaan! What does "yaoi" mean?"
Yutaka, after hearing the word off-screen.