Quotes / Lemon

"Lemons are stories that explicitly depict sexual activities, so named because they leave a sour taste in one's mouth, if not other places. A lime is a lemon with most of the really good bits taken out."

"A Lemon-fic doesn't need to be vulgar. It just needs to make you check your parents aren't in the house. And a good Lemon-fic just needs to make you want to read the next chapter. Except, one-handed."

"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."
— from Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis, by Pearson "Doc" Mui.

Kasumi: Would you like something from the fruit bowl to finish with?
Kentaro: Sure! Let's see, you've got oranges, apples, grapes... is this a lemon?
Kasumi: Goodness, no. Just an ordinary fanfic.

Kasumi Tendo dents the Fourth Wall in There Goes The Neighborhood, by Gary Kleppe

''So what are a plucky reporter and a super powered alien to do?
They banged. The End.
Love at First Sight gets down to the bare essentials.

"And then they all kissed-a Kevin and got-a super pregnant! The End."
Luigi, "Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters"

"Let's act out my Sonic fanfiction. I'll pick something family friendly. (starts sorting) No no, not that one, eh...ohh, definitely not that one. Not that one either..."
— Mark the Tapir, Sonic Boom season 2 episode 5, "The Biggest Fan". Picking out a SFW fic is harder than it looks.