Quotes / Lemon

"Lemons are stories that explicitly depict sexual activities, so named because they leave a sour taste in one's mouth, if not other places. A lime is a lemon with most of the really good bits taken out."

"A Lemon-fic doesn't need to be vulgar. It just needs to make you check your parents aren't in the house. And a good Lemon-fic just needs to make you want to read the next chapter. Except, one-handed."

"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."
— from Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis, by Pearson "Doc" Mui.

Kasumi: Would you like something from the fruit bowl to finish with?
Kentaro: Sure! Let's see, you've got oranges, apples, grapes... is this a lemon?
Kasumi: Goodness, no. Just an ordinary fanfic.

Kasumi Tendo dents the Fourth Wall in There Goes The Neighborhood, by Gary Kleppe

''So what are a plucky reporter and a super powered alien to do?
They banged. The End.
Love at First Sight gets down to the bare essentials.