Quotes / Lemony Narrator

"Thus concludes the Bard's Tale. Finally the end... I thought I'd never be rid of him. Never ask me to read this half-wit's story again, please!"

"The inventions began glowing a bright yellow, combined back into one, and then split up[,] going after our four heroes."
"And Sherman."
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, "Night of the Living Television II"

"How d'ya do and hello!
I'll be running the show!
I'm your host and emcee!
I'll pop up here and there
And you'll never know where,
Who or what I might be!"
Cat in the Hat, Seussical, "Oh, The Thinks You Can Think"

"Oh, incidentally, I'm Alan-A-Dale, a minstrel. That's an old time folk singer. My job is to tell it like it is, or was, or whatever."
Alan-A-Dale, Robin Hood