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"They're the kind of characters who look... stupid, really, but they're not stupid, just... simple. And all they really want to do is just focus on doing their job, no matter what."
"Where's the fun in thinking BEFORE you do something?"
— Pixel, Graffiti Kingdom
"I think we're dealing with a very very very very smart person, or a very very very very stupid person."
— Model Robot, Perfect Hair Forever
"A speech on willpower in this day and age? I did not know people still believed in such silly notions. Perhaps it was your thick skull that prevented my father's curse from affecting you."
— Rozalin, Disgaea 2 Cursed Memories
"I'm fine with being stupid! I'm going to keep meeting challenges and keep marching forward!"
— Hareta, Pokémon Diamond and Pearl Adventure!
"You're surprisingly dull-witted."
— The King of Red Lions, The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker
"Naive, as usual. Whether you believe me is of no import. Just do not stand in my way."
— Grolla to Spiritia, Rosenkreuzstilette
"I can't help it man! I'm all about stupid!"
— Finn, Adventure Time
Jimmy the Robot: They weren't mad about the dynamite, Commander. They were mad because you made the problem worse!
MC Bat Commander: What are you suggesting, robot?
Jimmy the Robot: Just that you may want to plan before you make decisions.
MC Bat Commander: Planning takes time that men of action don't have! Being quick on your feet, and making split second decisions, that's what makes a true leader!
MC Bat Commander: Jimmy, why are we stopped?
Jimmy the Robot: Because we're out of gas, Commander.
MC Bat Commander: See, Jimmy? Planning can't solve all our problems.
— The Aquabats Super Show, "Cowboy Android!"
"When Yokum speaks, he speaks for millions of morons."
— Al Capp, creator of Lil Abner