Quotes: I Wanna Be the Guy

GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
— What you will be seeing many, many times during the course of the game.

"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"
The Old Man from The Legend of Zelda I

The game's official FAQ

The Kid: Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!
The Guy: As you will now try to kill me. Or be killed yourself!
The Kid: NO! I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!

In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favor of life. Now I offer you evidence to the contrary.
I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy!
The Kid

What is a man?
Dracula

"This game is PAIN. PAAAAIN. NOTHING BUT. IT'S THE SEQUEL TO PAIN. IT'S PAIN: PAIN EDITION!"
"OH YOU STUPID SON OF A SICK TWISTED BITCH!"
UltraJMan, shortly before Sanity Slippage

"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing I Wanna Be The Guy, and for those of you who don't know, this game basically redefines 'fuck'"