GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
— What you will be seeing many, many
times during the course of the game.
"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"
— The game's official FAQ
The Kid: Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him!
The Guy: As you will now try to kill me. Or be killed yourself!
In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favor of life. Now I offer you evidence to the contrary
I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy!
What is a man?
"This game is PAIN. PAAAAIN. NOTHING BUT. IT'S THE SEQUEL TO PAIN. IT'S PAIN: PAIN EDITION!"
"OH YOU STUPID SON OF A SICK TWISTED BITCH!"
"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing I Wanna Be The Guy, and for those of you who don't know, this game basically redefines 'fuck'"