I can make it this —
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again
—
Petranca
This is a haiku.
This haiku is a
Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.
—
superfroggy
It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.
—
Wolfman2000
Red fruits fall upwards. Spikes shoot off everywhere. The moon rolls you flat.
—
Komodin
Super hard jumping Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
—
Major Tom
Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries or delicious fruit.
—
INUH
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.
When I play tonight I'll realise my biggest fright: Mr. Yuk was right!
Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?