Haiku: I Wanna Be the Guy

I can make it this —
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again
Petranca

This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.
superfroggy

It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.
Wolfman2000

Red fruits fall upwards.
Spikes shoot off everywhere.
The moon rolls you flat.
Komodin

Super hard jumping
Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Major Tom

Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.
INUH

Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead

This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.

When I play tonight
I'll realise my biggest fright:
Mr. Yuk was right!

Now I think Im safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?
Savato