Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with subtlety to stop doing it in the ass or pulling out or whatever the hell they're doing to rob me of my babies.
Joyce's Mother, Joyce And Walkie
Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother: "If you want the joy of a child without the bother, There's a perfectly simple answer."
Claire's Mother: "They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go home."
The Cosby Show, season one episode "One More Time"
"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."
Simon to his daughter Sydney, The Crazy Ones
Jeanine: I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
Samantha:...which is how this became a political debate.
Dave: You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
Jeanine: I NEED GRANDKIDS!