Quotes / I Want Grandkids

"Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with subtlety to stop doing it in the ass or pulling out or whatever the hell they're doing to rob me of my babies."
Joyce's Mother, Joyce And Walky

Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother: If you want the joy of a child without the bother, there's a perfectly simple answer.
Claire: Grandchildren.
Claire's Mother: They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go home.
The Cosby Show, season one episode "One More Time"

"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."
Simon to his daughter Sydney, The Crazy Ones

Jeanine: I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
Samantha: ...which is how this became a political debate.
Dave: You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen—

Kyouko: Do you have a child yet?
Hajime: Child? Even I know you can't marry a grade schooler.
Kyouko: I mean your child, with your wife!

Kathryn: So instead of nagging your son about producing grandchildren, you nag women who may or may not be remotely interested in him?
General Tagon: This is a new tactic. I guess I do both.
Kathryn: For as stupid as your selfish DNA is, I'm surprised you were able to reproduce at all.
General Tagon: The boy's mother used to say the same thing.

"I want some grandkids!"
Eudora to Tiana, The Princess and the Frog

Derek: Mother, you've done a lot of crazy things to get me to do what you want, but pretending to be dying?
Jean-Bob: Fake dying? Zat's genius! Queen Uberta,I salute you.
Uberta: What else am I supposed to do, Derek? Guess how many grandchildren the Queen of Wixom has? Go on, you just guess!
Derek: I don't know, four?
Uberta: No! None! But what if she has one before me? Oh! The shame!
Derek: Mother, I promise, no one wants children as much as Odette and me.
Uberta: Then show me the baby! Show me the baby!