Quotes: Hotter and Sexier
Scene 3: Daphne Rubin-Vega plays Mimi. In 'Boheme', she's a sweet, shy seamstress. Now, she's a CRACK-HEAD, NYMPHOMANIAC PROSTITUTE! YEAH!
I said that I was preparing a new edition of The City and the Pillar.
"Put more sex in!" Allen was cheerful.
"But everyone does that now. Maybe I'll take it all out
Needless to say, neither the streetwalkers nor the whippings, masturbation and transvestite bondage are anywhere suggested in Mozart's opera.
I hate to parrot what other reviewers think but Roger Ebert
has a point when it comes to the masturbation scene. It shows the genius of the original to infer there was sexual voyeurism going on, and quite another to actually show it. When you hear the sound of a zipper going down and the very loud sound of fapping, as well as Vaughn’s O face while cumming to Anne Heche
of all people, it really makes you facepalm
and give an embarrassed chuckle
at the same time.
Ooh. Aren’t we edgy, talking about thirteen-year-old girls getting their breasts fondled by grown men because that’s how ancient Sumerian culture was and we’re being honest and oh gag me already while I take a bloody shower to wash the sheer ugliness of this sort of schoolboy version of 'adult' off.
Cut to inside the ship, and perhaps the single most embarrassing part of the Enterprise
legacy (which, in turn, makes it the single most embarrassing part of the Star Trek
franchise): the decon chamber...Obviously, this was conceived of purely for the titillation factor. And frankly, I have no problem with titillation. We all need more titillation in our lives as far as I'm concerned. The problem is, the gel-rubbing was only titillating for a few minutes, in the pilot episode, and then it promptly turned into a big joke
for the remainder of the series' run.
"A germ makes T'Pol want to hump."
has another first: they are the first Star Trek
to deliberately create their own porn parody
I’d rather think of the TARDIS as a ‘mobile phone’ than a ‘snog box
.’ Way to sexualise every little part of the series, Moffat
. You really need to satisfy yourself before sitting down at the keyboard.
If you watch Gotham
and have thought to yourself, 'I wonder what The Riddler’s nalgas look like,' here’s your answer.
DC Comics have been making some controversial moves lately. First they reboot their entire universe
, which kind of makes sense to me... But then apparently they also turned all their strong female characters into big fat nympho cockslobberers who wave their tits around like maracas
, because there isn't quite enough popular culture being aimed exclusively at teenage boys just
need a little sex to be firing on all cylinders, but preferably not in a way that’s so rape van
. The list of weird sexual situations is longer than Juggernaut’s (arm): Jubilee and Husk share sexual fantasies at a grave
. Stacy X – essentially a red version of movie Mystique – has the mutant power to control pheromones, but really all she does is make people want to have sex with her (psst, that’s not a mutant power)
. Stacy X and Husk engage in a catfight, and in the absolute worst offense, She-Hulk
bangs Juggernaut. Augghh!!
We all know Marvel has treated She-Hulk like she’s on the cast of Mad Men
, but this is just… gross.