And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?"
"And a great lag shall decendeth upon the net as if a large dollop of marshmallow cream, and shall the net become slow by its presence and thus the undernet shall slow as molasses in January."
— Fernblatt, in IRC #callahans
And behold, thusly was the Law formulated: Imposition of Order = Escalation of Disorder!