"Always ask for a piece of the gross. Not the net. The net is fantasy."
— Freakazoid! giving valuable advice
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."Well, it's like stupid points. Stupid to take the points. "Won't be any net profits?" You sit there with your points going, 'Eeeh, eeh, eeh, eeh, eeh.'"
— Eddie Murphy, explaining why he called net points "monkey points"
"In honor of the release of MiB:International (I guess), I just got my new Men in Black profit statement.. which shows it STILL in the red. The fact that they've made a FOURTH ONE confirms, as I've always said, that the big studios are only in it for the art."
