Quotes / Hollywood Atheist

Q: Killing babies is fine?
Seth Mac Farlane: Iím an atheist, so I donít give a shit.
Crave Online (Note this seems to have been self-parody).

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    Film — Animation 

"Relax, these pious morons are too busy praying to their phoney-baloney God."
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie

    Film — Live Action 

Ranger Brad: You don't believe those old legends about the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, do you?
Dr. Roger Fleming: Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist; I don't believe in anything.

    Literature 

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

    Stand-up comedy 

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me.

    Theatre 

God is dead.
That's what they said.
Done in by Darwin, Marx and Freud.
Free are we
From Deity.
Of course it sort of leaves a little void.
I used to care about my fellow man.
But now—hurrah—I'm free.
And it's simply not my problem!
Potemkin, Celebration, "Not My Problem"

    Webcomics 

How was church? Did you present proper tribute to your invisible sky wizard?
Walky, Dumbing of Age

    Web Original 

"Iím honestly curious about what the backstory is on todayís Herb and Jamaal, in which Herb has charged into Rev. Croomís office to angrily challenge his entire belief system. Is this happening after yet another Sunday service that Herbís family dragged him to, and something in the sermon finally pushed him over the edge until he couldnít stay quiet anymore? Or was he just sitting at work, stewing over Croomís unshakeable faith in the unprovable, until eventually he just barged into the Reverendís office hours demanding that he make room in his mental universe for doubt? At any rate, the final panel proves that Herb is helpless before the power of wordplay."
The Comics Curmudgeon on Herb and Jamaal

Back then, Essex was fascinated by the work of Charles Darwinís work on natural selection... Essex and his goofy flat top are all about this whole evolution thing, particularly with regards to how it can sharpen up oneís teeth and stick a big red jewel to oneís forehead. Iím not sure he really understood what evolution actually was.

Though Atheism is technically the opposite of religion, there are still quite a few atheists out there who treat it like one.

While this seems to be becoming more of a norm in places like Scandinavia, where religious belief has reached an all-time low, if you happen to be an atheist in America we have some potentially bad news for you: There's a damn good chance that people don't like you. Including other atheists.

    Western Animation 

"Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?"
Mrs Garrison, South Park

"Yarr, without organised religion I've lost me moral compass."
The Sea Captain, The Simpsons