(referring to a suspect being taken away
) Careful, she bites.
(after Steve drives a motorcycle up some stairs
) Hey. I have the number of a therapist I want to give you, okay? Walk up steps like a human.
(on the discovery that weapons are being smuggled in pizza boxes
) Thick crust, extra bullets.
(reacting to Steve and another SEAL speaking in military jargon
) If you guys are gonna keep talking like this, maybe we can get a dictionary.
Okay, well, I'm going to go see the kid, see if she knows anything. Because you know, I'm the woman on the team, and you'd probably ask me to do it anyway. Danno:
No, no. It's not because you're a woman. It's because you're a rookie, which is way
Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this. Danno:
You weren't held as a baby, were you? McGarrett:
It's called tough love... And for the record, I was
held as a child. I have photos to prove it. Danno:
When did you take up jogging? Kamekona:
I'm in training, brah. Danno:
You're wearing a training bra?
) Our job is to go after the suspect! Not the victim! Not the previously convicted! The suspect, Ochoa. He deal drugs and he's dangerous. That's what I'm gonna focus on, okay? McGarrett:
) I am so glad you're not a hothead. I would hate to work with someone like that.
(to an FBI agent mole-suspect who demands to see Five-0's supervisor
) I answer to God and to the Governor. None of them will help you.
(when the team votes out his idea of breaking into the Governor's house
) And the rest of you are forgetting that Five-0 is not a democracy, it's a benevolent dictatorship. Got it?
Now listen, I'll have my phone on me, but don't call me, I'll call you, okay? Kono:
Bet you've used that line before. McGarrett:
I'll initiate contact once I'm in a secure location. Chin Ho:
That one too.
(about the sound of Max tuning a piano
) Sounds like he's torturing a walrus.
This room alone is bigger than my whole apartment. Chin Ho:
The trunk of my car is bigger than your apartment.
You come to me to cut you a deal on the wood. That's the best on the island. McGarrett:
You mean this? Kamekona:
You get what you paid for, brah. This stuff don't grow on trees.
Big night last night. Catherine:
Old house. Thin walls. Catherine: Oh God! Mary:
Yeah. You said that a lot.
(amazed by the toys her uncle has brought
) Are these for me? Matt:
No. For your dad.
Victor Hesse is still alive. Sang Min:
You're not a very good shot.
Gentlemen, I take it you're part of Honolulu's law enforcement community. Danno:
What, uh— what gave us away? Derek Marcum:
You're wearing a tie in Hawaii.
McGarrett: (teasing Danny in front of his new girlfriend) Danny cares deeply about cultural heritage.
Danno: Don't you have someone you have to shoot?
All right. May 18, 1996. McGarrett:
What is that? Danno:
It's the last time I puked. All right? Don't make me break my streak! McGarrett:
You will not puke in this car. You will not
puke in this car! If you're gonna be sick in here, crack that window. This is a loaner.
Trust me. I know this road. Danno:
This is not a road. A road has asphalt, two lanes. This is dirt on a cliff, okay? It's a long way down. McGarrett:
No. I am not scared. I am rationally concerned.
Why are you putting both hands on the wheel? Whenever you put both hands on the wheel, something bad happens and I have to pray.
pass the HPD pursuit driving test...? Kono: There's a test?