There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,
they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.
they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.
— The Underscore Orkestra, "Blue Draggish"
Dr. Dre: Alright, stop!
Eddie: Huh?
Dr. Dre: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
Eddie: But who are you?
Dr. Dre: I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Slim Shady: That's nonsense!
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
Eddie: Huh?
Dr. Dre: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
Eddie: But who are you?
Dr. Dre: I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Slim Shady: That's nonsense!
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
— The Slim Shady LP, "Guilty Conscience"
Devil Orange: You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!
Orange: (laughs) Good idea, Devil Orange!
Angel Orange: Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!
Orange: I can't?
Angel Orange: No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
Orange: (laughs) Good idea, Devil Orange!
Angel Orange: Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!
Orange: I can't?
Angel Orange: No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.
— Robert Burton
Devil Pinto: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.
Angel Pinto: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Devil Pinto: Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!
Angel Pinto: If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! (Beat) I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Devil Pinto: You homo!
Angel Pinto: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Devil Pinto: Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!
Angel Pinto: If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! (Beat) I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Devil Pinto: You homo!
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.
(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: What are you looking for?
Dennis: Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Are you Dennis Finch?
Dennis: Yes.
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Then no. Do it!
(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: What are you looking for?
Dennis: Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Are you Dennis Finch?
Dennis: Yes.
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Then no. Do it!
Janeway: What to do, what to do?
Shoulder Devil: Well... I think you should—
Janeway: I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!
Shoulder Atom: Good. Now, we can discuss this rationally.
Janeway: Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. Uh, what would you do?
Shoulder Atom: Oh. Well, not me per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others and—
Janeway: Bor-ring! How do you deal with your enemies?
Shoulder Atom: Eh-he-he, well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.
Janeway: Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... Hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?
Shoulder Cowboy: (panicking) What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!
Janeway: Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do you think?
Shoulder Spider: YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!
Janeway: For the last time, I am not eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
Shoulder Devil: Well... I think you should—
Janeway: I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!
Shoulder Atom: Good. Now, we can discuss this rationally.
Janeway: Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. Uh, what would you do?
Shoulder Atom: Oh. Well, not me per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others and—
Janeway: Bor-ring! How do you deal with your enemies?
Shoulder Atom: Eh-he-he, well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.
Janeway: Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... Hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?
Shoulder Cowboy: (panicking) What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!
Janeway: Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do you think?
Shoulder Spider: YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!
Janeway: For the last time, I am not eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
— SF Debris, "Year of Hell"
Nature: Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!
Nurture: What?! No! Don't do it!
Nature: Hug hug hug hug hug— MMPH!
Nurture: (grabs Nature) Quiet, you!
Nature: (flails arms) MMMPH!
Nurture: Quit squirming!
Nurture: What?! No! Don't do it!
Nature: Hug hug hug hug hug— MMPH!
Nurture: (grabs Nature) Quiet, you!
Nature: (flails arms) MMMPH!
Nurture: Quit squirming!
Kora: [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel.
— Media Whorz review of Legion
Grigorii: Be mindful of the voices—
Nephilim: Listen to the voices—
Both: That whisper in your sleep. You are with the chosen—
Grigorii: But you must choose for yourself.
Nephilim: But you must make the right choices.
Both: You are cursed with free will.
Nephilim: We are here to guide you to the light.
Grigorii: It's not my place to intervene. But then, this—
Nephilim: Even if this is—
Both: Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of the voices that whisper.
Grigorii: They corrupt.
Nephilim: They speak the truth.
Nephilim: Listen to the voices—
Both: That whisper in your sleep. You are with the chosen—
Grigorii: But you must choose for yourself.
Nephilim: But you must make the right choices.
Both: You are cursed with free will.
Nephilim: We are here to guide you to the light.
Grigorii: It's not my place to intervene. But then, this—
Nephilim: Even if this is—
Both: Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of the voices that whisper.
Grigorii: They corrupt.
Nephilim: They speak the truth.
Lincoln Loud: "You know, there's something I've always wondered about that whole thing. When the angel and devil appear on your shoulder, aren't they afraid they'll fall off?"
Lynn Loud: "Well, that wouldn't be a problem for the tiny versions of me. I've got perfect balance."
Luna Loud: "Or they could just grab onto your big poofy hair."
— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, "Episode 33"
Devil Donut: Go on and eat it. What are you waitin' for?!
Angel Donut: Don't do it! It's SpongeBob's donut!
Devil Donut: Don't listen to him, he's covered with sprinkles.
Patrick: I hate conflicts!
Devil Donut: It couldn't get any easier than this. Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and then when your sponge friend wants it back, just yank it out.
Angel Donut: I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea!
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Donut of Shame"
Peter: If [Lois] finds out I got fired for drinking, she's gonna blame me!
Peter's Devil: Lie to her! It's okay to lie to women, they're not people like us!
Peter: Uh, I don't know. (beat) Hey, where's the other guy?
(cut to Peter's Angel stuck in traffic on the freeway)
Peter's Angel: Come on, you bastard! I'm late for work! (spills coffee on his robe) Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect.
— Family Guy, "Death Has a Shadow"
Peter's Angel: Hey, uh, sorry, man! Am I late? What'd I miss?
Peter: Oh, thank God you're here! What do I do?
Peter's Angel's Devil: Tell him to keep lying! He's in too deep!
Peter's Angel: Uh, I don't know. (beat) Hey, where's the other guy?
(cut to Peter's Angel's Angel also stuck in traffic)
Peter's Angel's Angel: Aw, this his unbelievable!
— Family Guy, (a little later in) "Death Has a Shadow"
Josh Allen: Don't make any stupid mistakes, Josh!
[Josh Allen's shoulder angel and shoulder devil appear,]
Devil Josh: Nah, come on. Do something reckless!
Angel Josh: That sounds fun!
Josh Allen: Barrel roll it is!
[Later on in the post credit scene]
Angel Josh: Let's just avoid any unforced errors.
Devil Josh: It's like we always say...
Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh: You can't make an omelet without breaking a few tables! [Snow begins to appear]
Josh Allen: Uh oh, Snow!
Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh: Better move to Detroit for a week! Jinx!
—Gridiron Heights MVP Race: Top Gun Edition
