"Last version was better. More bugs. Bugs make game fun."

"The inventory loss on death is a bug! But let's just pretend it's extra difficulty for Halloween!"

(using Alucard's bat ability to skip past a frustrating area in Castlevania 3) "See I can cheat too, you rotten bastard."

BUGS: Probably infinite, although none are known. However, that Ice Monsters sometimes transfix you permanently is not a bug. It's a feature.

Skyrim has that pleasant water cooler quality where every person you discuss it with has a different experience, but after a while, the conversation will turn into a glitch-swapping party. My best one was an old lady, hovering twenty feet in the air, before disappearing into the ground before my eyes. I never even knew her name, but I will always remember you, Hovering Ground Lady.

I think I made fish too hardcore.