"Last version was better. More bugs. Bugs make game fun."
"The inventory loss on death is a bug! But let's just pretend it's extra difficulty for Halloween!"
—Notch, creator of Minecraft
(using Alucard's bat ability to skip past a frustrating area in Castlevania 3) "See I can cheat too, you rotten bastard."
—Castlevania Part 2, The Angry Video Game Nerd
BUGS: Probably infinite, although none are known. However, that Ice Monsters sometimes transfix you permanently is not a bug. It's a feature.
—BSD Games Manual, Rogue
Skyrim has that pleasant water cooler quality where every person you discuss it with has a different experience, but after a while, the conversation will turn into a glitch-swapping party. My best one was an old lady, hovering twenty feet in the air, before disappearing into the ground before my eyes. I never even knew her name, but I will always remember you, Hovering Ground Lady.
I think I made fish too hardcore.
—Toady One, creator of Dwarf Fortress
(Knuckles is climbing on an invisible wall they can't get off of.)
Jon: Arin, don't leave!
(Audio of a door opening)
(Arin comes back in.)
Jon: I LOVE YOU!
Arin: No—I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!
Jon: No you're not!
Arin: This is bullshit! This is fucking bullshit!
Jon: I can't get off!
Arin: WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?
Jon: I'm stuck!
Arin: WHAT IS MY LIFE?
Arin:: I can't fucking do it any more!
Jon: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ARIN. YOU CAN WALK OUT THAT DOOR NOW, OR YOU CAN GET BACK HERE, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!
Arin: I APPRECIATE IT...BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE IN THE FUCKING SAND DUDE! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF AND SAY, WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY? NOT FUCKING THIS!
(Knuckles gets loose)
Jon: I'M OOOOFF! I'M SUPERMAN—I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY!