->''There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,\\
they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.''
-->-- '''The Underscore Orkestra''', "Blue Draggish"

-> '''Dr. Dre''': Alright, stop! (Huh?)
->Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
->and try to get money out the drawer
->You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
->I'm your motherfuckin conscience
-> '''Eminem''': That's nonsense!
->Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
->and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
->Tell her you need a place to stay
->You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
-->-- '''[[Music/TheSlimShadyLP]]''', "Guilty Conscience"

->'''Devil Orange:''' You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!\\
'''Orange:''' ''(laughs)'' Good idea, Devil Orange!\\
'''Angel Orange:''' Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!\\
'''Orange:''' I can't?\\
'''Angel Orange:''' No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
-->-- ''TheAnnoyingOrange'', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w Cruel as a Cucumber]]"

->''Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.''
-->-- Robert Burton

-> '''Devil Pinto''': Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.
-> '''Angel Pinto''': For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
-> '''Devil Pinto''': Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!
-> '''Angel Pinto''': If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
-> '''Devil Pinto''': You homo!
-->-- '''AnimalHouse'''

-> '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil''': Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.
-> (Dennis looks at his other shoulder)
-> '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil''': What are you looking for?
-> '''Dennis Finch''': Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?
-> '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil''': Are you Dennis Finch?
-> '''Dennis Finch''': Yes.
-> '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil''': Then no. Do it!
-->-- '''JustShootMe'''


-> '''Chuck:''' A decision has to be made, and this is going to require some very careful thought.
-> '''Janeway:''' What to do, what to do?
-> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Well, I think you should--
-> '''Janeway:''' I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!
-> '''Shoulder Atom:''' Good. Now, we can discuss this rationally.
-> '''Janeway:''' Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. What would you do?
-> '''Shoulder Atom:''' Well, not me per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others--
-> '''Janeway:''' Boring! How do you deal with your enemies?
-> '''Shoulder Atom:''' Well...I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.
-> '''Janeway:''' Eh...not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but...I'll keep my options open. What do you think?
-> '''Shoulder Cowboy:''' What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!
-> '''Janeway:''' Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do you think?
-> '''Shoulder Spider:''' YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!
-> '''Janeway:''' For the last time, I am not eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. I'm leaving.
-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', "[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Year of Hell]]"

-> '''Nature:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!
-> '''Nurture:''' What?! No! Don't do it!
-> '''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug- MMPH!
-> '''Nurture:''' [grabs Nature] Quiet, you!
-> '''Nature:''' [flails arms] MMMPH!
-> '''Nurture:''' Quit squirming!
-->-- '''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'''

-> '''Kora:''' [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel.
-->-- '''MediaWhorz''' review of '''Movie/Legion'''
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