->''There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,\\
they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.''
-->-- '''The Underscore Orkestra''', "Blue Draggish"

->'''Dr. Dre:''' Alright, stop! (Huh?)\\
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store\\
and try to get money out the drawer\\
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)\\
I'm your motherfuckin conscience\\\
'''Music/{{Eminem}}:''' That's nonsense!\\
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs\\
and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs\\
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days\\
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
-->-- '''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''', "Guilty Conscience"

->'''Devil Orange:''' You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!\\
'''Orange:''' ''(laughs)'' Good idea, Devil Orange!\\
'''Angel Orange:''' Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!\\
'''Orange:''' I can't?\\
'''Angel Orange:''' No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w Cruel as a Cucumber]]"

->''Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.''
-->-- Robert Burton

->'''Devil Pinto:''' Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.\\
'''Angel Pinto:''' For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!\\
'''Devil Pinto:''' Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!\\
'''Angel Pinto:''' If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I'm proud of you, Lawrence.\\
'''Devil Pinto:''' You homo!
-->-- '''Film/AnimalHouse'''

->'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.\\
''(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)''\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' What are you looking for?\\
'''Dennis:''' Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Are you Dennis Finch?\\
'''Dennis:''' Yes.\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Then no. Do it!
-->-- '''Series/JustShootMe'''

->'''Chuck:''' A decision has to be made, and this is going to require some very careful thought.\\
'''Janeway:''' What to do, what to do?\\
'''Shoulder Devil:''' Well, I think you should--\\
'''Janeway:''' I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' ''Good''. Now, we can discuss this rationally.\\
'''Janeway:''' Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. What would you do?\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' Oh. Well, not me per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others--\\
'''Janeway:''' Boring! How do you deal with your enemies?\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' Eh, he he. Well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.\\
'''Janeway:''' Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?\\
'''Shoulder Cowboy:''' What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!\\
'''Janeway:''' Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do you think?\\
'''Shoulder Spider:''' YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!\\
'''Janeway:''' For the last time, I am ''not'' eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', "[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Year of Hell]]"

->'''Nature:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!\\
'''Nurture:''' What?! No! Don't do it!\\
'''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug-- MMPH!\\
'''Nurture:''' ''(grabs Nature)'' Quiet, you!\\
'''Nature:''' ''(flails arms)'' MMMPH!\\
'''Nurture:''' Quit squirming!
-->-- '''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'''

->'''Kora:''' [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel.
-->-- '''WebVideo/MediaWhorz''' review of '''Film/{{Legion}}'''

->'''Grigorii:''' Be mindful of the voices--\\
'''Nephilim:''' Listen to the voices--\\
'''[[SpeakInUnison Both]]:''' That whisper in your sleep. [[TheChosenMany You are with the chosen]]--\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[ItsUpToYou But you must choose for yourself]].\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[BlindObedience But you must make the right choices]].\\
'''Both:''' You are cursed with free will.\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[PathOfInspiration We are here to guide you to the light]].\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[AlienNonInterferenceClause It's not my place to intervene]]. But then, this--\\
'''Nephilim:''' Even if this is--\\
'''Both:''' Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of [[EldritchAbomination the voices that whisper]].\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[TheCorrupter They corrupt]].\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[VillainsNeverLie They speak the truth]].