Quotes / Giant Space Flea from Nowhere

The game ends with the player in effect rescuing Gaia from the unwanted attentions of the monstrous Bolbox. Somehow, against all odds, reason, and sanity a game about the evolution of human life itself collapses into a princess rescue.
Phil Sandifer on Evo Search For Eden, "Blood Makes Noise"

Who's NORG? Well, apparently he's the guy who funded the whole SeeD thing and Special Forces... I told you who NORG is, but I didn't really tell you who NORG is.

My description seems oddly adequate when you realize that NORG happens to be this 3000 lb walking goitre in a mumu who sits around in the basement in the Nite-Owl's flying ship Archie! Is that really any point in trying to explain who this guy is or WHAT he is? He looks like a sentient lump of cholesterol.

"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ... does that make me a bad octopus?"
Ultros on his motivations for harassing the heroes, Final Fantasy VI Advance

"How come no one told me about this thing?"
"Because we didn't know about it! Now keep firing!"
Two of your comrades, Razing Storm

"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Marisa Kirisame, Perfect Cherry Blossom

Cloud: (as the room goes dark and begins to shake) Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha... it is not me.
Final Fantasy VII, just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.

"N-Nine thousand?! Why does this thing even exist?!?!"
Hero Prinny's reaction to the Chefbot-9000, Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?

"Its appearance in the game is somewhat of a mystery, as it arrives unexpectedly at the very end of the game and its character is never fully explained."


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