Quotes: Giant Space Flea from Nowhere

Now the students are divided into factions: one supporting Headmaster Cid, and the other supporting some guy named Garden Master NORG. Who's NORG? Well, apparently he's the guy who funded the whole SeeD thing and Special Forces...I told you who NORG is, but I didn't really tell you who NORG is.

My description seems oddly adequate when you realize that NORG happens to be this 3000 lb walking goitre in a mumu who sits around in the basement in the Nite-Owl's flying ship Archie! Is that really any point in trying to explain who this guy is or WHAT he is? He looks like a sentient lump of cholesterol! ...And NORG sounds like something Pinky the Rat might say. "Norg!"

"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ... does that make me a bad octopus?"
Ultros on his motivations for harassing the heroes, Final Fantasy VI Advance

"How come no one told me about this thing?"
"Because we didn't know about it! Now keep firing!"
Two of your comrades, Razing Storm

"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
Marisa Kirisame, Perfect Cherry Blossom

Cloud: (as the room goes dark and begins to shake) Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha... it is not me.
Final Fantasy VII, just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.

"N-Nine thousand?! Why does this thing even exist?!?!"
Hero Prinny's reaction to the Chefbot-9000, Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?

"Its appearance in the game is somewhat of a mystery, as it arrives unexpectedly at the very end of the game and its character is never fully explained."