Naruto: "Who are these guys, Bowie-sensei?"
Kakashi, er, I mean David Bowie: "They're a rare breed of ninja called "forgettable movie villains". You've never heard of them, and after you've finished fighting them you won't remember it even happened, but for the next 90 minutes you'll think they're the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life!"
Jessie: "Why didn't we think of this plan earlier?"
James: "How else do you fill half an hour?"