"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out of a dark alley and shank you. I promise, I'm really friendly, my face just does that."
"Everybody was scared of Luther. They called him a monster. He was too big, too mean lookin', just too different. Didn't matter if he was the kindest man I ever knew. Didn't matter he'd never hurt no one."
— John Garland, Supernatural s04e06 "Yellow Fever"
"...Lotta tattoos...lotta teeth broken off at the gumline...the true face of America..."
— George Carlin, "State Prison Farms"
"Maybe then you could buy yourself a face that doesn't scare small children."
—Yami to Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
"Steven Seagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a McDonald's packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."
"Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane"
—Pearl Jam, "Even Flow"