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Quotes: Face of a Thug
"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out of a dark alley and shank you. I promise, I'm really friendly, my face just does that."

"Everybody was scared of Luther. They called him a monster. He was too big, too mean lookin', just too different. Didn't matter if he was the kindest man I ever knew. Didn't matter he'd never hurt no one."
John Garland, Supernatural s04e06 "Yellow Fever"

"...Lotta tattoos...lotta teeth broken off at the gumline...the true face of America..."
George Carlin, "State Prison Farms"

"Maybe then you could buy yourself a face that doesn't scare small children."
Yami to Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"Steven Seagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a McDonald's packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."
Seanbaby on Songs From the Crystal Cave

"Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane"
Pearl Jam, "Even Flow"

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