History Quotes / FaceOfAThug

29th May '16 12:05:01 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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->''"Tank Abbott is the kind of guy you'd expect police to find alone in the center of a wrecked biker bar before they called for immediate backup. He looks like the shitty character from every fighting video game who'd somehow reverse-{{Film/Tron}}'ed into our world. His face makes it clear that he hates everything that isn't ZZTop or alcohol poisoning. He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about punching skulls that the rest of us didn't. People put on a diaper before they make eye contact with him."''

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->''"Tank Abbott is the kind of guy you'd expect police to find alone in the center of a wrecked biker bar before they called for immediate backup. He looks like the shitty character from every fighting video game who'd somehow reverse-{{Film/Tron}}'ed into our world. His face makes it clear that he hates everything that isn't ZZTop Music/ZZTop or alcohol poisoning. He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about punching skulls that the rest of us didn't. People put on a diaper before they make eye contact with him."''
29th Jun '15 2:42:45 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out of a dark alley and shank you. I promise, I'm really friendly, my face just does that."''
-->-- '''{{Tailsteak}}'''

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->''"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out
->'''Nah:''' I had you wrong. I thought you were colder. ...Scarier.\\
'''Brady:''' So you WERE scared
of a dark alley and shank you. me! I promise, I'm knew it!\\
'''Nah:''' But not anymore! Now I know you're
really friendly, my face just a good, kindhearted person!\\
'''Brady:''' Gah, stop already! I ain't used to praise. It feels almost as weird to hear ya say that as it
does that."''
you calling me scary!
-->-- '''{{Tailsteak}}'''
''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''



9th Mar '15 9:20:03 PM johnnyfog
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->''"StevenSeagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a [=McDonald's=] packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-are-your-top-5-crime-scene-albums/#ixzz33SFZ7hSE on]] ''Songs From the Crystal Cave''

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->''"StevenSeagal has made three movies
->''"Tank Abbott is the kind of guy you'd expect police to find alone in the center of
a month wrecked biker bar before they called for 30 years, and during immediate backup. He looks like the shitty character from every fighting video game who'd somehow reverse-{{Film/Tron}}'ed into our world. His face makes it clear that time, he's torn off more arms than a [=McDonald's=] packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously he hates everything that isn't ZZTop or alcohol poisoning. He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when he's singing you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At punching skulls that the risk rest of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is us didn't. People put on a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees.diaper before they make eye contact with him."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' -->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-are-your-top-5-crime-scene-albums/#ixzz33SFZ7hSE on]] ''Songs From the Crystal Cave''
com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/ "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA"]]

29th Dec '14 4:59:02 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"

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-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"
7th Jul '14 8:34:59 AM Alucard
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-->"''Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane''"
-->--Music/PearlJam, "Even Flow"
1st Jun '14 9:57:34 PM johnnyfog
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->''"StevenSeagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a [=McDonald's=] packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-are-your-top-5-crime-scene-albums/#ixzz33SFZ7hSE on]] ''Songs From the Crystal Cave''
3rd Jun '13 9:27:04 PM ThePope
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->''"Maybe then you could buy yourself a face that ''doesn't'' scare small children."''
--> --'''Yami''' to '''Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
30th Mar '12 10:25:19 PM Cuchulainn
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->''"...Lotta tattoos...lotta teeth broken off at the gumline...the true face of America..."''
-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"
18th Nov '11 10:25:19 PM Tongpu
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->''"Everybody was scared of Luther. They called him a monster. He was too big, too mean lookin', just too different. Didn't matter if he was the kindest man I ever knew. Didn't matter he'd never hurt no one."''
-->-- '''John Garland''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' s04e06 "Yellow Fever"
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