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[Jason] Sartin: I'll cut in here to say that while being a brain-dead rapist is an important part of the FATAL experience, there are two further aspects that make it the visible-from-space pile of festering associty that it is.
1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.
Burnout: I would like to jump in here and say that maybe the reason for the embarrassment is that they aren't mature enough to handle such issues.
—From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the MacLennan/Sartin review. note 

[Jason] Sartin: So, basically, FATAL is the date rape RPG.
Byron Hall: Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. Where is dating included?
—From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the MacLennan/Sartin review. note 

"It's not that [in FATAL] women are considered less than men [...] - it's that they are not considered at all. It doesn't seem to occur to the author that women have a viewpoint, that they might have opinions on the world around them."
An RPG.net user, in regards to the areola hue modifier.

The best line of the review
"So, basically, saying that this game should be burned is an insult to fire."
You can go now, if you want. You have just read the best line of the review.
—"Review of FATAL" by Jason Sartin and Darren MacLennan.

"Quick guys, I'm about to be raped by a chick with a strange plastic object, what do I roll for anal circumference?"

Do you really want to go back to the F.A.T.A.L. page? Do you?

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