History Quotes / FATAL

->''"So, basically, saying that this game should be burned is [[InsultToRocks an insult to fire]]."''

-->--From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review. [[note]](Burnout is one of the game's designers.)[[/note]]

-->--From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.[[note]]Burnout is one of the game's designers.[[/note]]

-->--From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.[[note]]Byron Hall is one of the game's ''designers''.[[/note]]

->''"It's not that [in FATAL] women are considered less than men - it's that they are not considered at all. It doesn't seem to occur to the author that women have a viewpoint, that they might have opinions on the world around them."''
-->--'''An [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11143723&postcount=152 RPG.net user]] in regards to the areola hue modifier'''.

-->--''[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Spaceballs_and_FATAL.png An elegan/tg/entlement during an online FATAL sessions]]''

-->--From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.

-->--From Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.

-->--'''An [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11143723&postcount=152 RPG.net user]]'''.

1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.\\

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook (written by one Byron Hall and a few of his friends, who go by nicknames such as "Torturon", "Burnout", and "Satan") is as terribly written as it is [[FetishRetardant obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions]] that [[EveryoneHasStandards make /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough [[RulePlaying pointless random charts and obtuse rules]] to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''\\
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''The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text (read: removes the magical armor that turns the wearer into an ethnic stereotype) but is still [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible an abortion of gaming.]]''\\
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''The FATAL Games website is now thankfully defunct. The current page is some kind of flash portal."''
-->--'''[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL 1d4chan]]'''.

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->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook (written by one Byron Hall and a few of his friends, who go by nicknames such as "Torturon", "Burnout", and "Satan") is as terribly written as it is [[FetishRetardant obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions]] that [[EveryoneHasStandards make /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough [[RulePlaying pointless random charts and obtuse rules]] to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''\\
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''The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text (read: removes the magical armor that turns the wearer into an ethnic stereotype) but is still [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible an abortion of gaming.]]''\\
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''The FATAL Games website is now thankfully defunct. The current page is some kind of flash portal."''
-->--'''[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL 1d4chan]]'''.

:1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.\\

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook (written by one Byron Hall and a few of his friends, who go by nicknames such as "Torturon", "Burnout", and "Satan") is as terribly written as it is [[FetishRetardant obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions]] that [[EveryoneHasStandards make /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough [[RulePlaying pointless random charts and obtuse rules]] to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text (read: removes the magical armor that turns the wearer into an ethnic stereotype) but is still [[SoBadItsHorrible an abortion of gaming.]]''

->''The FATAL Games website is now thankfully defunct. The current page is some kind of flash portal."''

->'''[Jason] Sartin:''' I'll cut in here to say that while being a brain-dead rapist is an important part of the FATAL experience, there are two further aspects that make it the visible-from-space pile of festering associty that it is.
-->1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.
->'''Burnout:''' I would like to jump in here and say that maybe the reason for the embarrassment is that they aren't mature enough to handle such issues.

->'''[Jason] Sartin:''' So, basically, FATAL is the date rape RPG.
->'''Byron Hall:''' Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Where is dating included?]]