"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER DEMON KING!"
"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires using their penises as weapons."
"Peter Griffin went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Street Fighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."
: That brings us to today's Wørd. The Wørd
: VOLDEMORT. Professor Colbert
: Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom. The Wørd
: JON STEWART?
I know, I know, but you don't understand how desperately I NEEDED to write this!
spoke unto the author saying "There will come a day when you shall wonder what Hawkfrost
would look like hugging a My Little Pony
, and you shall indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord."