"Logically, convection should make the air in this chamber hotter than an oven, and we'd all roast alive. But for some reason, that doesn't happen!"
— Foreman Jaak, RuneScape
"Voyager decides to base everything they know about lava from playing Super Mario Bros.: As long as you don't touch it, it can't hurt you! ...Chakotay should be deader than disco."
"This is just barely hair-singing me, because you know, lava, normally, like, at this proximity, Demo would be something like evaporated by now, but I mean we're talking about reverse-gravity lava, which has completely different physical implications."
"Eggman, another thing I wanna talk about is lava: it's cool to look at and and cool to see in videos, but not cool to be within, like, 500 feet of."