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"Grrrraaah!! You lowly girls over there! That guy is MY thing, don't use it as you like!!"
— Mei Ijuin, Tokimeki Memorial 2
"Say that somebody tries to make a move on you
In the blink of an eye, I'll be there too
And they better know why I'm gonna make 'em pay
Till their dyin' day'
Till their dyin' day
Till their dyin' day"
— Gladys Knight, Licence to Kill
"BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!"
— Orihime referring to Ichigo, displaying a stark contrast to her canon personality in Bleach Abridged
Elena: I'll see you sooner or later. Nya, nya.
Zick: Alright, what's wrong with you, Elena?
Elena: I don't like girls who introduce themselves.
Zick: Yeah, she introduced herself to me.
Kim: That was weird.
Monique: Secret girlfriend weird?
Kim: No. He'd tell me. Why wouldn't he?
Monique: Because you'd go all 'jeal.
Monique: Green eyed!
Kim: My eyes have always been green.
"Anger is cruel and fury overwhelming, but who can stand before jealousy?"
— The Bible (New International Version), Proverbs 27:4
"Call my man again and I'm 'a fuck you up, I'm 'a fuck you up, I'm 'a fuck you up!
Touch my man again and I'm 'a fuck you up, I'm 'a fuck you up, I'm 'a fuck you up!"
— Kaci Battaglia, ("Crazy Possessive")
"But the more I hint that I want to finish it, the tighter [Lavender] holds on. It's like going out with the giant squid."
— Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
Yuno: Don't worry, Yuki, I won't let anybody hurt you. Or approach you, or talk to you, or look at you, or think about you. If they even so much as use your name in a sentence I'll-
"Let's stop playing, Ruff," I threw back my winter cloak and gripped the haft of my axe. "Hiccup is mine. He's been mine since he had two feet. He's been mine since you could see the top of his head. Hel, he was mine even before I gave him the time of day! Go marry Snotlout or Fishlegs, but if you try for Hiccup, it'll cost you." I smirked. "Badly."
Ruff's eyes widened, then narrowed. "You haven't got a father to speak for you, Astrid. You've lost this already."
"I don't need a father to speak for me!" I hissed, and my axe was suddenly in my hands, pressed against her throat. "I can speak for myself! Can you, Ruffnut Thorston?"
"Anything you can do, I am automatically queen of!" Ruff retorted, and I could feel another blade pressed against my stomach.