Quotes / Brutal Bonus Level

Next episode! Look forward to "Tears of Blood in the Extra Stage!" (er, I mean, good luck)
—A message from ZUN after one-credit-clearing the main game on Normal difficulty, Subterranean Animism

Good luck.
—The loading screen that appears before "Through the Fire and Flames" is attempted on Expert, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock

"To the true Ridge Racer who has cleared all 39 tours, we introduce these tours of maximum difficulty. The first MAX tour, “Opus 1,” is the ultimate 4-car battle of Class 1 machines. Only 1 in 200 is expected to clear this challenge. There are no prizes. Race for your honor!" (Opus 1)
Description of the first MAX tour, Ridge Racers

"[...] Only 1 in 300 is expected to clear this challenge. [...]" (Opus 2)
"[...] Only 1 in 400 is expected to clear this challenge. [...]" (Opus 3)
"[...] Only 1 in 20000 is expected to clear this challenge. So difficult, that even the best players in the development team were only able to clear it twice within 60 days. The achievement will equal that of climbing Mt. Everest. Race for the ultimate honor!" (Opus 7)
More MAX tour descriptions, Ridge Racers

"Welcome to Hell!"
Cave Story, at the beginning of "Sacred Ground".

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU ACHIEVED GOLD ON THE PHANTOM CIRCUITS
NOW THE PIRANHA CHALLENGE AWAITS
ONLY THE MOST COMPETENT F5000 PILOTS WILL COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE
ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
GOOD LUCK
Wipeout 2097/XL, after completing the Phantom Challenge.

"When I [say] the special world is hard, I wasn't joking. If it's too hard for you, just give up. Or spam savestates like a kid"
Yogui, message box at the end of a level in the Special World of Something

Original: "Welcome to Hell Temple. This place is one that none should come to. If thou will have no regrets regardless of what happens, proceed. This is Hell Temple. Hell Temple is Hell!"
Remake: "Welcome to Hell Temple. A place that one ought not enter. Proceed only if you won't regret seeing whatever lies ahead. This is Hell Temple. What more can you expect? It's literally HELL in here."
The first tablet of Hell Temple, La-Mulana

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