Quotes / Black Comedy Rape

"Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!"
Borat, Borat

"You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes resized. Not you, Melissa, you're never getting molested!"

"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and MacAvity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."''
— The hidden shame of Chris in Team America: World Police

Predator: So can I go now?
Carlos Mencia (as Ashton Kutcher): No you cannot, because you came here for sex, and you're gonna get it, dude!
Predator: Huh?
Carlos Mencia: Yea! You came in through the back door, and guess what - somebody's gonna be coming in your back door!
Mind of Mencia: Dateline Punk'D

I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!
Uncle Monty, Withnail & I