Quotes: Black Comedy Rape
Rape jokes are like the triple axels of comedy — a person who has trained for years (like Louis C.K. or Sarah Silverman) can pull them off if they're perfectly executed. But a guy like Bilbo Baggins over here glides out all bedazzled in sequins and overconfident in his skills and end up with a skate through his forehead.
Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!
"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats
came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and MacAvity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!