History Quotes / BlackComedyRape

18th Nov '17 9:51:35 AM ClintEastwood
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'''Carlos Mencia (as Ashton Kutcher)''': No you cannot, because you came here for sex, and you're gonna get it, dude!\\

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'''Carlos Mencia (as Ashton Kutcher)''': Creator/AshtonKutcher)''': No you cannot, because you came here for sex, and you're gonna get it, dude!\\
29th Sep '17 2:26:45 PM Augusto
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->"You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes resized. ''Not you, Melissa,'' you're never getting molested."

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->"You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes resized. ''Not you, Melissa,'' you're never getting molested."molested!"
29th Sep '17 1:41:48 PM Augusto
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->"You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes resized. ''Not you, Melissa,'' you're never getting molested."
-->--'''[[https://youtu.be/0tjBBO2SUbE Hall Monitor Helen]]''', ''Webvideo/BrandonRogers''
4th Apr '16 12:17:01 AM erforce
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->''Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!''
-->-- ''{{Borat}}''

->"I was nineteen years old when the musical {{Cats}} came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and [=MacAvity=] kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."
-->--''The hidden shame of [[spoiler: Chris]] in '''TeamAmericaWorldPolice'''''

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->''Sometime ->''"Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!''
five!"''
-->-- ''{{Borat}}''

->"I
'''Borat''', ''Film/{{Borat}}''

->''"I
was nineteen years old when the musical {{Cats}} ''Theatre/{{Cats}} came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and [=MacAvity=] kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."
-->--''The
"''
-->-- The
hidden shame of [[spoiler: Chris]] '''[[spoiler:Chris]]''' in '''TeamAmericaWorldPolice'''''
''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''



-->'''Uncle Monty''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''

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-->'''Uncle -->-- '''Uncle Monty''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''

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7th Dec '15 9:19:17 AM rt2012
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->'''Predator''': So can I go now?\\
'''Carlos Mencia (as Ashton Kutcher)''': No you cannot, because you came here for sex, and you're gonna get it, dude!\\
'''Predator''': Huh?\\
'''Carlos Mencia''': Yea! You came in through the back door, and guess what - somebody's gonna be coming in your back door!
-->-- ''Series/MindOfMencia:'' ''Dateline Punk'D''
25th Nov '15 4:35:19 PM Charbydis
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->''Rape jokes are like the triple axels of comedy a person who has trained for years (like LouisCK or SarahSilverman) can pull them off if they're perfectly executed. But a guy like Bilbo Baggins over here glides out all bedazzled in sequins and overconfident in his skills and end up with a skate through his forehead.''
-->-- '''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/hobbit-star-makes-truly-awful-joke-about-rape-or-wh-1485204329 "'Hobbit' Star Makes Truly Awful Joke About 'Rape, or Whatever'"]]

->''Too Close for Comfort'' builds so many jokes around rape as a concept [[PrisonRape that we almost suspect the audience is filled exclusively with prison inmates.]]
-->-- [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19401_5-inexplicably-horrifying-episodes-classic-comedies_p2.html#ixzz1aubtp8ly Nick Nafpliotis]] of ''Website/{{Cracked}}.''
13th Feb '15 10:05:58 AM rt2012
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->''Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!''
-->-- ''{{Borat}}''
17th Dec '13 1:58:27 PM johnnyfog
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->''Rape jokes are like the triple axels of comedy a person who has trained for years (like LouisCK or SarahSilverman) can pull them off if they're perfectly executed. But a guy like Bilbo Baggins over here glides out all bedazzled in sequins and overconfident in his skills and end up with a skate through his forehead. Figuratively speaking, of course.''

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->''Rape jokes are like the triple axels of comedy a person who has trained for years (like LouisCK or SarahSilverman) can pull them off if they're perfectly executed. But a guy like Bilbo Baggins over here glides out all bedazzled in sequins and overconfident in his skills and end up with a skate through his forehead. Figuratively speaking, of course.''
17th Dec '13 1:58:06 PM johnnyfog
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->''Rape jokes are like the triple axels of comedy a person who has trained for years (like LouisCK or SarahSilverman) can pull them off if they're perfectly executed. But a guy like Bilbo Baggins over here glides out all bedazzled in sequins and overconfident in his skills and end up with a skate through his forehead. Figuratively speaking, of course.''
-->-- '''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/hobbit-star-makes-truly-awful-joke-about-rape-or-wh-1485204329 "'Hobbit' Star Makes Truly Awful Joke About 'Rape, or Whatever'"]]
8th Apr '13 9:51:25 AM Bronzethumb
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->''I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!''
-->'''Uncle Monty''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''
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