->''"Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say 'You will never get this! You will never get this! Lalalalala!' But one time, he break cage and he GET this, and we all laugh, high five!"''
-->-- '''Borat''', ''Film/{{Borat}}''

->"You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes resized. ''Not you, Melissa,'' you're never getting molested!"
-->--'''[[https://youtu.be/0tjBBO2SUbE Hall Monitor Helen]]''', ''Webvideo/BrandonRogers''

->''"I was nineteen years old when the musical ''Theatre/{{Cats}} came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and [=MacAvity=] kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."''
-->-- The hidden shame of '''[[spoiler:Chris]]''' in ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''

->'''Predator''': So can I go now?\\
'''Carlos Mencia (as Creator/AshtonKutcher)''': No you cannot, because you came here for sex, and you're gonna get it, dude!\\
'''Predator''': Huh?\\
'''Carlos Mencia''': Yea! You came in through the back door, and guess what - somebody's gonna be coming in your back door!
-->-- ''Series/MindOfMencia:'' ''Dateline Punk'D''

->''I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!''
-->-- '''Uncle Monty''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''