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You are a greasy Italian spaz standing on a platform unsupported in the yawning void of space. What now? >DIE OF ASPHYXIATION You can't do that (somehow). Oxygen's for losers!... Who told you you needed oxygen? Some loser trying to make you feel small.
— Confidence, Red Dwarf, "Confidence and Paranoia"
Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Motherfucker, no way he live. *charges out into poisonous atmosphere*
Noah Antwiler as Subordinate: Sir you need mask!
Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: I don't need no fuckin mask!
Miles Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Screw you, I don't need to breathe!
Noah Antwiler as Miles Quaritch: Pussy, I can hold my breath for fifteen minutes!
Oh yeah. Breathing. I suppose some of you pussies need to do that.
Kenji: Wait a minute: there's no air!
Hiroshi: I don't need it.
Oh, and what's with the space suits on the kids? It's like the cover to S.C.I Spy - slap a fishbowl on their heads and BAM! No suffocation! I mean, they didn't even change out of their street clothes!
— Linkara on The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #1
How are they breathing? And why is there gravity? I suggest that you not worry about it too much.
Robin Christoper: "He's Outer Space Batman. He shoots far."
Winnie The Owl-Pooh: "Outer Space Batman? But he has no helmet. How does he breathe in space?"
Robin Christopher: "He's Batman. He can breathe in space."
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