Quotes / Anime Hair

"I'm not anime, I'm just surprised that my head's on fire."

— Cyanide and Happiness

"Attention, Duelists! My hair is now an internet phenomenon!"

— Kemo, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Good lord, with hair like that I bet you've never lost a game of "Who's The Protag".

— Perfect Cell to Yugi, Dragonball Z Abridged

"What is wrong with your hair?!"

— Yami Yugi to Yuma, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Hey, get a load of Marik, guys! He's so scared his hair is standing up. Oh, wait, he always looks like that.

— Joey, the actual Yu-Gi-Oh! dub

I went to a great deal of trouble recreating the Pharaoh's deck, strategies - even his perfectly-coiffed hair. In fact, that part is what took the longest.

— Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of Dimensions

"Look! It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine!"

— Desmond Edgley, commenting on Fletcher Renn's hair, Skulduggery Pleasant

"...Oh no! My hair's in a mess... Ah... But it always looks like this."

— Gold, Pokémon Adventures

The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule): The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.

—The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Clichés

"Somebody was paid to design this."

— Spoony on Final Fantasy X's Seymour Guado.

Tifa: I'm looking for somebody. Have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair?
(Donald and Goofy stare at Sora, who tugs at one of his own spikes)
Tifa: Spikier.

— Kingdom Hearts II

"She [Fluttershy] says she's afraid if she gets too close that pointy... 'beast' on your head might poke... her eye out..."

— Twilight Sparkle to Phoenix Wright, Turnabout Storm

"Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"

— Hobbes, to Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"No one knows why his [Calvin's] hair does that. Is it static electricity? Is it hair gel? No, probably not.''

— The narrator, Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, "Birth of a Friendship"

"Your hair! What are you gay?"
"Yeah."

— Frieza, to Goku, Dragon Ball Peepee

Judge: Where's the witness?
Payne: I surmise that she has been frightened by the defense's demonic-looking horns.
Apollo: So I used a little hair gel. Relax, people!

— Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Narrator: At that moment, Polnareff's hair went crazy.
(Polnareff's hair grows to a ridiculously tall height.)
Polnareff: Whoa, my hair got extremely long!
Jotaro: It always does that.
Joseph: It always happens.
Polnareff: No, even so, this is different, look at this length! It's tall, taaalll!
(Polnareff's hair reaches into the stratosphere.)
Narrator: Po-polnareff's hair became really, really long but that didn't phase them.

—Vaguely Recalling JoJo, episode 20

"...Jesus....What's with everyone's hair, today?"

—Travis Touchdown, Our Avatars Were in a Room Together: The Continuation

"What the FUCK did you say about my hair??"

—Josuke Higashikata, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE RAINBOW HAIR‽"

— Oancitizen, Brows Held High

Ichigo: 'Cause as the old saying goes, you can't be a real anime hero without cool anime hair!
(Bald Head of Toughness icon Saitama walks in on scene)

Ichigo: ...oh.

— Anime in Real Life, by Ryan Higa

Yuki: President Takai, that's his natural hair color.

Takai: Oh Yuki, so nice to see you. But natural?! I can see that his hairline is black!

Yuki: Yes, that's natural too.

—Fruits Basket

"Check out that hair! Where're you from, son?"

— Soldier, Chrono Trigger

'"Let's see… Purple. For your hair. Can't tell this is a goddamn anime."

— Da Vinci, Ghost Stories

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