"I'm not anime, I'm just surprised that my head's on fire."
Hey, get a load of Marik, guys! He's so scared his hair is standing up. Oh wait, he always looks like that.
— Joey, the actual Yu-Gi-Oh! dub
"...Oh no! My hair's in a mess... Ah... But it always looks like this."
— Gold, Pokémon Special
The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule): The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.
Tifa: I'm looking for somebody. Have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair?
(Donald and Goofy stare at Sora, who tugs at one of his own spikes)
"She [Fluttershy] says she's afraid if she gets too close that pointy... 'beast' on your head might poke... her eye out..."
"No one knows why his [Calvin's] hair does that. Is it static electricity? Is it hair gel? No, probably not.''
"Your hair! What are you gay?"
— Frieza to Goku, Dragon Ball Peepee
Judge: Where's the witness?
Payne: I surmise that she has been frightened by the defense's demonic-looking horns.
Apollo: So I used a little hair gel. Relax, people!
Narrator: At that moment, Polnareff's hair went crazy.
(Polnareff's hair grows to a ridiculously tall height.)
Polnareff: Whoa, my hair got extremely long!
Jotaro: It always does that.
Joseph: It always happens.
Polnareff: No, even so, this is different, look at this length! It's tall, taaalll!
(Polnareff's hair reaches into the stratosphere.)
Narrator: Po-polnareff's hair became really, really long but that didn't phase them.
—Vaguely Recalling JoJo, episode 20
"...Jesus....What's with everyone's hair, today?"