Quotes: Abhorrent Admirer
The Scapegoat, MGM wanted Cary Grant, but Daphne wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them.
"Courtney Love would fuck a hyena if it waved a half-smoked ciggie at her (who wouldn’t?)...when Russell Brand tried to get into her chonies, she turned him down, because he smelled 'too musky.' We should totally bottle Russell’s stank and call it
Too Musky. We can sell it at Sephora. We’ll become billionaires, because every living thing will buy it to keep Courtney Love off of their asses. It’ll be the Courtney Love repellent!"
When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ends of the earth
to please her. And
to her Vagina.
: I guess I've misjudged you, Edgey-poo! I thought you were trying to avoid me, you know! Edgeworth
: (That was no misjudgment on your part. That's PRECISELY what I was trying to do!)
Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS
Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
This conversation is over, Prince Blueblood. It's time for you to leave. If you have any farther business, please address it to anypony other than me. Your presence causes me physical pain. I don't like you. In fact, I find you quite horrid. I despise that my position requires me to acknowledge your existence. And, much worse, give you the occasional time of the day. But that time has come to a close. Good-bye.
(Joseph runs past Enya and J. Geil, causing Enya's dress to fly up.) Enya
(Joseph gasps.) Joseph
(Enya blushes and pulls her dress down.) Enya
: Joseph Joestar... You're quite the passionate man... I can't say that I mind.
(Joseph freaks out.) Joseph
: T-that's not...! J. Geil
: Mother, you're spoken for.