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Comic Books
Supergirl: I'll tell you what I think! I think you're an irritating, aggravating, annoying pest! I hate you! You're the greatest creep there ever was!
Mxyzptlk: My, but you're beautiful when angry! A strange thrill is tingling up and down my itty-bitty spine! It must be... love! Marry me, beloved!
Supergirl: NO!! Not even if you were the last man on Earth!
Mxyzptlk: My, but you're beautiful when angry! A strange thrill is tingling up and down my itty-bitty spine! It must be... love! Marry me, beloved!
Supergirl: NO!! Not even if you were the last man on Earth!
— Action Comics #291
Maelstrom: Mine is not the trivial longing of a small child for her master's favor. I shall gladly face any and all challenges set before me to prove my worth!
Darkseid: I am bored now. Throw her in the slave pits!
Darkseid: I am bored now. Throw her in the slave pits!
Fan Works
"This conversation is over, Prince Blueblood. It's time for you to leave. If you have any farther business, please address it to anypony other than me. Your presence causes me physical pain. I don't like you. In fact, I find you quite horrid. I despise that my position requires me to acknowledge your existence. And, much worse, give you the occasional time of the day. But that time has come to a close. Good-bye."
"What's with the hostility? I said I was sorry. Archie." She dug her fingers into his arm, and he tried to pull back. "I know what you need."
I need, he thought, to get away from you. Far, far away. Right now.
I need, he thought, to get away from you. Far, far away. Right now.
"I don't think the middle of the night is a good time for that. Leave." His hand was nearly touching the doorknob. She gripped his wrist even harder.
"No. You see... I want you sir Shield hero."
Her other hand reached towards his upper torso while the rest of her body shifted closer, pressing against him and-
She groped his chest.
And she didn't stop.
Myne continued exploring his body with no shame, as if she owned him.
He couldn't be more revolted.
Alucard violently jerked back as if her touch was acid on his skin. "Don't touch me!" He could feel the fangs in his mouth extending, responding to his anger. She jumped at his outburst, slightly curling in on herself out of unconscious fear. If Alucard had a mirror then he would have seen his eyes glowing red with anger in the dark, but in the moment he didn't care.
"No. You see... I want you sir Shield hero."
Her other hand reached towards his upper torso while the rest of her body shifted closer, pressing against him and-
She groped his chest.
And she didn't stop.
Myne continued exploring his body with no shame, as if she owned him.
He couldn't be more revolted.
Alucard violently jerked back as if her touch was acid on his skin. "Don't touch me!" He could feel the fangs in his mouth extending, responding to his anger. She jumped at his outburst, slightly curling in on herself out of unconscious fear. If Alucard had a mirror then he would have seen his eyes glowing red with anger in the dark, but in the moment he didn't care.
Hank: So what did the lovely Miss Hanson do?
Scott: Besides try to kiss me and chase me around a table in front of everyone? She started singing, 'Take Another Little Piece of My Heart' — out of tune might I add — in the middle of Harry's, in front of everyone. I dropped the money for the pizzas on the counter and ran. I think I left Harry a really big tip. I have decided I'm never leaving the house again ever. What else can I do? I made it very clear that I'd rather dump gasoline over my head and set myself on fire than go out with her. How much more blunt do I have to be before she gets the idea?
Scott: Besides try to kiss me and chase me around a table in front of everyone? She started singing, 'Take Another Little Piece of My Heart' — out of tune might I add — in the middle of Harry's, in front of everyone. I dropped the money for the pizzas on the counter and ran. I think I left Harry a really big tip. I have decided I'm never leaving the house again ever. What else can I do? I made it very clear that I'd rather dump gasoline over my head and set myself on fire than go out with her. How much more blunt do I have to be before she gets the idea?
Literature
"Jhoira glanced in surrender at the ceiling of her dormitory cell. Interviewing the machine meant winning past his self-appointed wrangler, Teferi. The boy—and at fourteen, he was only a boy—was one part prodigy, one part prankster, and one part pervert. Unfortunately all three parts were madly infatuated with Jhoira. She had done her best to discourage his advances, but he didn't notice subtle rebukes, and he considered unsubtle ones only affectionate horseplay. If she told him she wasn't interested, he would pledge to make her interested. If she said she hated him, he would respond that hate and love were only a hair's breadth apart—and speaking of hairs, could he have a breadth of hers? She had the inkling that he had made several attempts to devise a magical love potion to win her over."
"In the morning he awoke to find an old woman and a bear standing beside him. The old woman was strangely beautiful. She told the prince that she wanted him to stay and marry her. But the prince didn't like her at all. He could not endure her presence and tried to flee—- but he found he couldn't get out."
Live-Action TV
Dr. Bob!Rowlf: He's still breathing, but I think his pulse is weak.
Nurse Piggy: Oh! Kermie! Kermie, can you hear me?! This is Nurse Piggy! I will never leave your side until you have taken your last breath! ...Do you think he heard me?
[beat]
Dr. Bob!Rowlf: He must have, his pulse has stopped!
Nurse Piggy: Oh! Kermie! Kermie, can you hear me?! This is Nurse Piggy! I will never leave your side until you have taken your last breath! ...Do you think he heard me?
[beat]
Dr. Bob!Rowlf: He must have, his pulse has stopped!
— The Muppet Show, during the segment of Veterinarian's Hospital where Kermit was the patient.
"She just made eyes at me. God, I wish I could make redundancy at her."
— Peter Mannion on Terri Coverley, The Thick of It
Video Games
Susie: What the...BERDLY?! You asked Berdly to be on your team?!
Queen: I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him
Queen: I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him
Elda Early-Dawn: So what's the news on the streets, Captain?
Captain Lonely-Gale: The dark elves are uneasy. There's a killer on the loose. And Viola Giordano won't leave me alone.
Elda Early-Dawn: Would you like a drink?
Captain Lonely-Gale: Oh, very much so.
Captain Lonely-Gale: The dark elves are uneasy. There's a killer on the loose. And Viola Giordano won't leave me alone.
Elda Early-Dawn: Would you like a drink?
Captain Lonely-Gale: Oh, very much so.
Visual Novels
Oldbag: I guess I've misjudged you, Edgey-poo! I thought you were trying to avoid me, you know!
Edgeworth: (That was no misjudgment on your part. That's PRECISELY what I was trying to do!)
Edgeworth: (That was no misjudgment on your part. That's PRECISELY what I was trying to do!)
Web Animation
Blitzo: Sooo, what can I do ya for this time, Stolas?
Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Blitzo: Doesn't it?
Stolas: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. (seductive) And it gets lonely here.
Blitzo: ...okay, well, yeah, that makes sense.
Stolas: You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?
Blitzo: Oh god fucking dammit.
Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red (bleep) of yours, (bleep) your (bleep) and lick all of your (bleep), before taking out your (bleep) AND (bleep) IT WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING (long bleep) LIKE A FUCKING BAB-
Blitzo: (hangs up on him, breaks his phone in half, smashes it with another phone, tosses the remains in a blender, and then hands it to Loona, all with a disturbed expression on his face) Eat this. And then you know that bridge over the freeway?
Loona: Yeah?
Blitzo: Shit off it.
Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Blitzo: Doesn't it?
Stolas: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. (seductive) And it gets lonely here.
Blitzo: ...okay, well, yeah, that makes sense.
Stolas: You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?
Blitzo: Oh god fucking dammit.
Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red (bleep) of yours, (bleep) your (bleep) and lick all of your (bleep), before taking out your (bleep) AND (bleep) IT WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING (long bleep) LIKE A FUCKING BAB-
Blitzo: (hangs up on him, breaks his phone in half, smashes it with another phone, tosses the remains in a blender, and then hands it to Loona, all with a disturbed expression on his face) Eat this. And then you know that bridge over the freeway?
Loona: Yeah?
Blitzo: Shit off it.
— Helluva Boss pilot
"At my house?! Belinda! What did the judge say?! He said 800 yards! This is not 800 yards! Don't you have an Amber Alert you should be running from?!"
— Cameron Van Buren, The Most Popular Girls in School (Episode 65)
Webcomics
"When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ends of the earth to please her. And to her Vagina."
— Faz, Shortpacked!
Kris: Hellooooooooo-
Dorilys: And I'm out!
Dorilys: And I'm out!
Web Video
[Joseph runs past Enya and J. Geil, causing Enya's dress to fly up.]
Enya: I~yan!
[Joseph gasps.]
Joseph: D'oh!
[Enya blushes and pulls her dress down.]
Enya: Joseph Joestar... You're quite the passionate man... I can't say that I mind.
[Joseph freaks out.]
Joseph: T-that's not...!
J. Geil: Mother, you're spoken for.
Enya: I~yan!
[Joseph gasps.]
Joseph: D'oh!
[Enya blushes and pulls her dress down.]
Enya: Joseph Joestar... You're quite the passionate man... I can't say that I mind.
[Joseph freaks out.]
Joseph: T-that's not...!
J. Geil: Mother, you're spoken for.
Western Animation
Gary: Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS?
Finn: Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Finn: Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
"Tell me more about my eyes!"
— Mama Bear, Looney Tunes: Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears
Odd: Who is this really hot chick?
Ulrich: Sissi, the Principal's daughter. Everyone is crazy for her. But she's crazy for me.
Odd: That's great!
Ulrich: No it's not! She has nothing in the brain, and she is as sticking as glue!
Ulrich: Sissi, the Principal's daughter. Everyone is crazy for her. But she's crazy for me.
Odd: That's great!
Ulrich: No it's not! She has nothing in the brain, and she is as sticking as glue!
"You can never escape the power of LOOOOVE!!!!"
[later] "My little fruitcake, you can't escape me!!!!"
[later] "My little fruitcake, you can't escape me!!!!"
— Ro-Becca while chasing down Antoine the cowardly coyote, Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)
Tina: Who's that?
Louise: It's Millie Frock. She wants to be my friend or be me or be a rap duo with me...
Tina: That's nice.
Louise: No, it's not nice, Tina! It's not nice at all!
Louise: It's Millie Frock. She wants to be my friend or be me or be a rap duo with me...
Tina: That's nice.
Louise: No, it's not nice, Tina! It's not nice at all!
— Bob's Burgers, "Fort Night"
Miscellaneous
"Courtney Love would fuck a hyena if it waved a half-smoked ciggie at her (who wouldn't?)... When Russell Brand tried to get into her chonies, she turned him down, because he smelled "too musky." We should totally bottle Russell's stank and call it Too Musky. We can sell it at Sephora. We'll become billionaires, because every living thing will buy it to keep Courtney Love off of their asses. It'll be the Courtney Love repellent!"
"For The Scapegoat, MGM wanted Cary Grant, but Daphne [du Maurier] wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them."
— Gore Vidal, Palimpsest.
