Pinball / The Machine: Bride of Pin*Bot
My god, she's alive!
Make me live, make me sing, make me feel like a woman.

The Machine: Bride of Pin*Bot is a pinball game designed by Python Anghelo and John Trudeau. It was released in 1991 by Williams Electronics, and is the sequel to Williams' earlier Pin*Bot.

In the game, the player must assist in the construction of "The Machine", a massive female humanoid robot. The player does this by first shooting a ball into her mouth (enabling her to speak), then shooting two balls into her eye sockets (so she can see). With the Machine complete and fully operational, the job would be done, except an influx of human DNA causes the Bride to undergo an unexpected metamorphosis...

A sequel, Jack*Bot, was released in 1995.

In 2013, Dutch Pinball released Bride of Pinbot 2.0, a conversion kit for the game. It replaces the innards of the game with a new controller, speaker panel, and dot-matrix display. Players can choose either the original game or "Bride 2.0", which features a deeper ruleset, player profiles, achievements, new sounds and music, and animated effects. A video of the game is available here.

A digital version of Bride of Pin*Bot is available as part of FarSight Studios' The Pinball Arcade collection.

This pinball demonstrates the following tropes:

  • Adjustable Censorship: The game includes an option to turn off some of the Machine's more suggestive voice clips.
  • Big Word Shout: One of the astronauts shouts "YAHOO!" whenever you make the 200,000 point skill shot.
  • Boring Yet Practical: It is possible to advance the Machine through all her forms, start multiball, activate the Big Wheel repeatedly and earn multiple billion-point rewards by learning little more than two shots: right flipper to shuttle ramp and left flipper to heart ramp.
  • Combos
  • Computer Voice: Provided by singer Stephanie Rogers, who was previously one of the singers of the theme to Black Knight 2000.
  • Double Entendre: Done all over the board layout, such as the red flashers on the Machine's breasts, or the "One More Time" extra ball light between her legs.
  • Does This Remind You of Anything?: As the game progresses, the Machine makes remarks like "I feel...strange..." and "Yes! Yes!" In some instances, she just out-and-out moans orgasmically.
  • Easter Egg/Everything's Better with Cows: The tradition of hiding cows in pinball games started here, as programmer Brian Eddy likes cows. When a ball starts, leave it in the plunger. Hold the right flipper for at least 45 seconds, then hold the left flipper for at least 45 seconds, then hold both flippers for at least 45 seconds. The game will beep; tap out "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" with the flipper buttons (right flipper first) and the game will display the lyrics in time to the song.
  • Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry: Besides the Machine's earrings and large... headpiece... thing, her left hand is posed to show off her wedding ring.
  • Eyeless Face: Initially, the Machine has two empty eye sockets on her face.
  • Fembot
  • The Future
  • Golden Snitch/Pinball Scoring: Shooting both balls onto the Bride's face during her human form spins the Big Wheel, and one of the prizes is the chance for a billion-point shot... in a game that typically scores in the millions. The game even maintains a separate "Billionaires' Club" high score table to segregate players who made the shot from those who didn't.
  • Gimmick Level: The Machine's face changes as you advance in the game, changing the number and types of shots required.
  • Humanity Ensues: The Machine's metamorphosis.
    Military General: My God! She's alive!
  • Humongous Mecha
  • Level Grinding: The Backdoor Billion requires at least 49 combo shots .
  • Love at First Sight: Well, one assumes...
    Pinbot: [when the Machine's optics are enabled] How do I look?
    The Machine: You look good.
  • Never Trust a Title: Except for the title, no one ever refers to the Machine as the "Bride".
  • Non-Mammal Mammaries
  • Oddly Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Oh, Crap!: Not necessarily politically correct, but...
    The Machine: I can speak!
    Pinbot: Oh no.
    [The Machine laughs]
    • Also happens when the Machine begins her metamorphosis.
    The Machine: I feel... strange.
    Pinbot: This does not compute.
    Technician: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
  • Progressive Jackpot
  • Protagonist Title
  • Ready for Lovemaking: The Machine takes this pose on the cabinet side art.
  • Sex Bot: The Machine. Not that she seems to mind.
  • She's Got Legs: As prominently displayed on the backglass.
  • Signature Line: "My God, she's alive!"
  • Skill Shot: Launched balls go into one of five slots. The highest value (200,000 points) is right behind the lowest value (25,000), so a slight miscalculation yields the lowest bonus.
  • Space Is Noisy
  • Unstable Genetic Code: Presumably this is what causes the Machine to revert to her robot form.
    The Machine: I'm turning back!

Bride of Pinbot 2.0 demonstrates the following tropes:

  • Anti-Frustration Features: Unlike the original code, there are ball savers by default.
  • Combos: After reaching Super Jackpot in multiball, locks are on a very short timer, practically requiring the player to combo the center ramp into the left one.
  • Pinball Scoring: Largely averted and scoring in general is balanced. Rumor has it that a Nintendo Hard Wizard Mode must be completed to get the billion points on the big wheel.
  • Recycled Set: Natch. The various wedges on the wheels correspond to various modes.
  • Retraux: An emulation of the original code can be played as well, and the DMD will simulate an alphanumeric display while doing so.
  • Shout-Out: The "Move Your Shuttle" mode.
  • Skill Shot: Lights will strobe over the skill shot holes, and it will stop once the ball is plunged. If the ball lands in the hole the light is over, it will be a Super Skill Shot and five times its base value will be awarded.