In the early 20th century a team of explorers led by Professor Hank Williams, Ph.D., stumbled across the Shroud of Turin in Italy. When they touched it, they became possessed with the spirit of Country. They brought it back to America, which was the right thing to do. Williams then invented a time machine and travelled back in time in order to use country music to inspire the American Revolution.There are important Country Music artists, then there's Hank Williams.Hiram King "Hank" Williams (September 17, 1923 - January 1, 1953) left an impact on the country music scene that few others before or since have ever made — even before his signing to MGM Records in 1946, he was heralded as a talent worth watching with his unique style of "direct, emotional lyrics" and strong honky-tonk influences. Some of his best-known songs are "Lovesick Blues", "Cold, Cold Heart", "Hey, Good Lookin'", "Jambalaya (On the Bayou)", "Kaw-Liga" and "Your Cheatin' Heart." His band was known as the Drifting Cowboys.Williams had spina bifida occulta, a congenital condition in which his spinal column was not completely closed, but the splits in the vertebrae were not large enough to expose his spinal cord. Most people with that condition show no symptoms. Unfortunately, that was not the case for Williams; he suffered from severe back pain throughout his life.Not surprisingly, Williams was no stranger to the bottle, even before his career got kicked into overdrive. This drinking problem was combined with a morphine addiction that rent his marriage asunder (of course, not long after the birth of his son, Hank Williams, Jr., who would later become a well-known singer in his own right, and fathered Hank Williams III, another notable singer and musician noted for his strong resemblance to his grandfather). His backing band split up, producer Fred Rose stopped supporting him, and he got fired from the Grand Ole Opry, only driving him further and further into the drugs and booze. He died January 1, 1953, at age 29. Incidentally, the last song he ever wrote was titled "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive."Tom Hiddleston has been cast as Williams in an upcoming biopic titled I Saw the Light. The production has received the rights to Williams' entire musical library, and Hiddleston will be doing his own singing in the part.Albums
- Accentuate the Negative: Williams' music shows a recurring theme of breakups, lovesickness, loneliness, neglect, being refused,...
- Badass Boast: "You're Gonna Change (Or I'm Gonna Leave)".
- Break Up Song: "Your Cheatin' Heart", "Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do)?", "My Love For You (Has Turned To Hate)".
- Country Music: Along with Johnny Cash the most iconic and influential artist in the genre.
- Cradle of Loneliness: "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry", "May You Never Be Alone", "Alone and Forsaken".
- Drowning My Sorrows: "There's A Tear In My Beer".
- Grief Song: "Angel Of Death".
- Have a Gay Old Time:Pick guitar, fill fruit jar, and be gay-o,Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou!
- Jukebox Musical: Hank Williams: Lost Highway.
- One Man Song: "Ramblin' Man", "My Son Calls Another Man Daddy".
- Questioning Title: "Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do)?"
- Something Blues: "Lovesick Blues", "Moanin' the Blues", "Honky Tonk Blues", "Weary Blues From Waiting".
- Wanderlust Song: "Rambling Man".
- Younger Than They Look: Look very carefully at the page image. He was 29 when he died.
- Your Cheating Heart: Trope Namer and most likely Trope Codifier as well.Your cheatin' heart will make you weep,
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep.
But sleep won't come the whole night through,
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you.
- The Shawshank Redemption: After returning from his solitary confinement stay due to the loudspeaker incident, Andy is playfully teased by Heywood, who says he would have preferred if he played "something good", like Hank Williams, to which he apologizes by saying they stopped him before he could take requests. Then, many years later, after having substantially improved the library, Andy finally manages to fulfill Heywood's request by amassing a substantial collection of Hank Williams' records.
- The Residents scored their only underground dance hit in 1986 with "Kaw Liga", a cover of Hank Williams to the bassline of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean.