The Revolution Will Not Be Bureaucratized

Det. Preston: The Governor intends to form a committee to look into the problems facing the District residents.
Cmr. Sisko: So what you're telling us is that nothing is going to change.
Preston: I wouldn't say that. But change takes time...
Sisko: You've run out of time.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Past Tense Pt. 2"

After La Résistance and their Rebel Leader have defeated the existing government, they need to provide a new one.

The thing is, the audience came to the setting for a story of valiant rebels overcoming the jackbooted heel of the oppressor, not valiant administrators overcoming the jackbooted heel of dry rot in the rubber trees or a natural disaster in Mississippi... and frequently, so did the rebels.

The result is an administration which only a mother could love. Some rebels are genuinely good at government; but under others, it will not be long at all before the populace starts wishing for the good old days of The Empire, when many things were bad, but at least the trains ran on time. The odds of The Remnant coming back begin to increase, as do the odds of La Résistance adopting The Empire's methods in a probably-futile attempt to restore order. Compare Dystopia Is Hard.

The title of this article is a pun on The Revolution Will Not Be Televised by Gil Scott-Heron, in case you didn't know.

Examples:

Anime and Manga

Film
  • In Lawrence of Arabia, the Arab National Council that forms after the occupation of Damascus qualifies. The tribesmen who fought alongside Lawrence had no experience with technology, urban administration, or modern politics, and soon found themselves unable to oversee a modern city. For example, the city's damaged electrical generators could not be repaired because the tribesmen had no engineers. Also, the Damascus hospital was full of dead and dying Turks with no running water, as the Arabs had no doctors and insufficient technological training to restore the city's water pumps. To make matters worse, the tribal chieftains leading the council quickly descended into childish inflighting. The situation improved only when the English took over administration of the city.
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens seems to indicate that the Rebel Alliance actually managed to avert this trope during its transformation into the New Republic. In fact, the revolution may have become too bureaucratized, with most of the Republic's senators generally considering the people who still fight against the Empire's remnants to be little more than alarmist warmongers.

Literature
  • Star Wars Expanded Universe novels from the old Star Wars Legends continuity that take place after Endor frequently note that because of the sheer size of galactic bureaucracy, the Rebellion, as it becomes a formal government, often has to leave the bureaucrats in place, even when they try reworking the structure. And then, when they become the New Republic, they last about twenty-five years before merging with the only people in the galaxy who know how to run something more complex than a lemonade stand. Much of this is Borsk Fey'lya's fault, as the New Republic functioned fairly well for its middle decade, but when a hundred hostile star systems can paralyze a galactic government, there is something more fundamental going wrong.
    • Also, keep in mind that the New Republic actually did fare all right between the signing of the treaty with the Imperial Remnant and the beginning of the Vong War. The problem was that Fey'lya was elected Chief of State and many former rebels, competent administrators and military personnel, had long since been killed or had retired. A new generation of bureaucrats came to power and boy did they blow it. This can be traced to the fact that the New Republic was a much looser parliamentary republic than even the Old Republic, probably because of the high number of anti-militarists and former separatists that formed the initial rebellion. Secession was permitted and the Republic was very hesitant to put its foot down (even in the face of obviously evil enemies). The New Republic basically proved that the galaxy was no place for Wide Eyed Idealists.
      • Add in that Fey'lya was a Bothan and Bothan politics is friendly smiles and knives in the back. Fey'lya sabotaged everybody who threatened his position as president. That included military who had no interest in politics.
  • The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress has this happen.
  • Discussed in Guards! Guards!, where Lord Vetinari points out that the only thing the "good people" are good at is overthrowing the bad people. One day it's the joyous overthrow of the tyrant, then it's everyone complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no one's delivering the coal anymore. Notably, in Night Watch when Sam Vimes gets a chance to re-live a revolution that occurred earlier in his life, he spends most of his time trying to keep things as stable as possible.
    • And then there's Reg Shoe, who tries so very hard to get a bureaucratic system set up where everyone gets a fair share, and is unilaterally told to shove off in the time-honored Ankh-Morpork way of "first come first to steal". This is largely because he tries organizing to endure a famine at a time when merchants are just giving steak away to get rid of it before it goes bad. Vimes tries telling him he's just not made to be a revolutionary, but Reg just pulls an I Reject Your Reality.
  • The later Wheel of Time books give this as a big part of the reason for the success of the Seanchan invasion: after years and years of noble Houses overthrowing one another and tearing down all reminders of their predecessors every time, the ordinary people of some countries leap at the chance of some order and stability.
  • Averted in the Red Mars Trilogy. Although it takes a while to get it working smoothly, a functional Martian Government does arise out of the revolution in 2128. Justified in that before the revolution took place, a great deal of the time was spent thinking out what kind of government and society would take over from the transnats.
  • Inverted in Vorkosigan Saga. The pressure of the Cetagandan invasion is one of the main reasons Barryar is able to bureaucratize efficiently by forcing increased improvement in the Barryaran millitary.

Live-Action TV
  • Played with in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The Bajoran government is often portrayed as cranky and incompetent and many former revolutionaries have trouble adjusting. Kira is an example of this and she often has problems doing such things as laying down the law (especially in situations where she thinks it unjust but not worth rebelling against, such as an old man having his property confiscated for a public infrastructure project), and cooperating with the Federation, who are not as vicious as the Cardassians but are still in her mind an arrogant foreign power. It is not so much that Bajor has a problem bureaucratizing but that individual Bajorans do.
  • In Babylon 5, Sheridan led a successful insurrection against the despotic Earth government. But he did it by seizing military property (including a BIG space station) and making unauthorized alliances with alien governments. It doesn't help that he makes everyone else at Earthgov look bad. (They were going to overthrow Clark first but the "time was never right", etc.) He's forced to resign when he returns to Earth, and future historians paint him as a 'loose cannon' at best.
    President Luchenko: The bitch of it is, you probably did the right thing, but in the wrong way—the inconvenient way. Now you have to pay the penalty for that.

Music

Theatre
  • In Urinetown After the rebels overthrow Cladwell, Hope takes over. However, her father's awful policies were the ONLY thing keeping the water supply stable, and everyone dies

Video Games

Real Life
  • This trope is so common ("Be reasonable — demand the impossible." —Old slogan of the soixante-huitards) that it's faster to list the aversions.
  • The American Revolution was an aversion, mostly because it was intended as a secession and not a complete overthrow of the existing system. What helped massively was the fact that the colonies were essentially self-governing before the war, most of the rebels had experience working in that government at relatively high levels (Jefferson was a governor, Washington was part of the Virginia ruling class and house of burghesses) and most of that governing structure survived intact at the state level. However it still it took about fifteen years to get the whole country stitched together. They also had the luck of having long borders of an ocean between them and any counter-revolutionary forces and the luxury of time to decide on the nature of the Constitution.
  • The Zionists were another Aversion. That is because they had already been a de facto protectorate of The British Empire for a long time, with all the institutions of state in place (the even had a parliament, a bureaucracy, a foreign ministry, and collected taxes).
    • Current Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad has basically the same plan for Palestine, despite the fact that the Palestinian government has very little actual power (Israel controls most of its revenues and natural resources, and has military rule of over 82% of the territory).
  • India derives from the bureaucracy of The Raj. The period of transition included partitions and resulting communal violence, merging nominally independent Princely States into new governments and constructing states and provinces when before there were none. India retained the Civil Service (now called the IAS) and the Army built by the English and this allowed them to effect a transition while at the same time extending and lengthening the bureaucracy from the Civil Service (intended largely to govern so as to exploit its resources for the benefit of its rule) to a proper government (elected to represent, empower and govern all Indian people).
  • Red October inherited a government from the Provisional Government which in turn inherited the bureaucracy of the Tsar. Vladimir Lenin himself proposed a program of democratic centralism to oversee and merge the Soviets so as to introduce revolutionary professionalism. This did lead in practise to bringing in a number of former tsarist officials and generals to help them run the army and bureaucracy. "Bourgeois experts" were supposed to be carefully watched by the Cheka. Lenin consoled himself with the thought that most managers were of proletarian origin. Because post-revolutionary society was supposed to have no bureaucracy or officials, odd euphemisms like "apparat", "active party members" (or "activists") and, in China, "leading cadres" were invented.
  • Josef Stalin is an odd example. The general image projected by both Communist and Western propaganda, based solely on his ability to institute The Purge and rapid industrialization was that Stalin turned the Soviet Union into a well-run bureaucracy. Researchers into Stalinism after the opening of the archives found out that at the height of Stalinism, Moscow had not yet set up effective communication to the Eastern points of the Soviet Union, and that such measures as collectivization and its famines, The Gulag were less an example of totalitarian evil as slapdash criminal incompetence at instituting forced modernization. The Gulag forced labour camps were attempts to forcefully migrate and industrialize different parts of the Soviet Union. It would only be in the final decades of the Soviet Union, right around the time it started to fall, that bureaucracy became efficient.
  • Another, very different aversion is The New Russia. Since the fall of the Soviet Union, the number of Russian bureaucrats increased tenfold, corruption skyrocketed and the country turned into a bureaucratic quagmire, forcing Putin to personally oversee anything that needed to be done pronto.
    • One of the notable changes is the abolition of gubernatorial elections (though they were established again since 2012). All governors were assigned by the Kremlin. Then again, most of them were corrupt and made millions by embezzling government funds.
  • Nazi Germany, by contrast, was a bureaucratic nightmare since Hitler allowed, even encouraged, his minions to set up rival bureaucratic empires that often did the same job as each other; the Party, and later the SS, both competed with the German state to basically become the new government, or perhaps a "state within a state" in the case of the SS. This rivalry forced party members to start "Working Towards the Fuhrer", i.e. mixing their proposals and careerist goals with extreme suggestions intended to appeal to Hitler's piques.
    • The Nazis billed their takeover as a kind of democratic revolution and they certainly sought to fundamentally change the very nature of society, but the "administrative mess" part was mostly due to Hitler's "divide and conquer" approach to leadership, though combined a bit with Nazi Social Darwinist philosophy.
    • Also like many ideological movements Nazis had a prejudice against the traditions of the old regime and its members. Adolf Hitler for instance hated his generals. Too many were old-fashioned Prussian upper-class who had the audacity to care more about Germany then about him.
  • The French Revolution began as a bureaucratic crisis. The Ancien Regime under Louis XVI had a decent bureaucracy but were politically handicapped to fix a financial crisis on account of clashes between the King and other Noblemen who stonewalled the King into helping him stave a bankruptcy. This led him to convoke the Estates General, which put into power the middle-class professionals (largely lawyers) who successively installed a Constitutional Monarchy and then later a Republic (after killing the King).
    • Most of the actual revolutionary government, especially during the Reign of Terror, were middle class, and more often than not had been lawyers before the revolution - they existed for bureaucracy. This created some tension between the Jacobin leadership (whose goals were representative democracy and centralized authority) and the Parisian street radicals, most famously the sans-culottes (a mixed group that included shopkeepers, actors, unemployed youth and the proto-working class) who wanted "direct democracy". The Jacobins adopted some of the radical demands but asserted control of the government institutions and through its wide network of clubs across France and a command of 500,000 members, they built a centralized Republic that was far more powerful and bureaucratic than the Ancien Regime, one which was consolidated and exploited by ex-Jacobin Napoleon Bonaparte, as noted by Alexis de Tocqueville.
    • Anti-revolutionaries like Edmund Burke felt that the French Revolution by radically overturning centuries old monarchical government had no traditions to appeal to, in order to create its institutions. This meant that when the Revolution tried to actually govern, it was seen as foreign and alienating to the traditional regions, especially the Vendee, who resented the State confiscating Church Property while still extracting feudal rents and cancelling Church charities for the poor, and then demanding Conscription. This created a violent uprising by the Vendee which invited an even more violent clampdown by the Republic who decided to Make an Example of Them by showing how much stronger its bureaucracy was.
  • This trope gets double subverted by the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt. While extremely well-organized and with a long history of political activity, their extremely short reign was plagued by police brutality, human rights abuses, corruption, increasing instability, and tension between the presidency and almost every other official institution in the country.
  • This was averted when Norway got its independence from Sweden. After Norway lost the Swedish-Norwegian War, they were allowed to keep their own constitution and parliament, as well as pretty much run themselves. The only exception was foreign policy, which was run by Sweden. When they gained independence, all they had to do was establish a foreign ministry and decide if they should be a monarchy or a republic. (They opted for monarchy, and brought over a junior Danish prince to be king.)