aka: Harmless War
Two or more characters or groups are involved in a "conflict" that they at first glance seem to take very seriously. Yeah, there's a huge war going on here. They really hate each other. Well, except that they don't. It's just a game, and there's actually no hard feelings involved. They simply fight each other because they know they all enjoy it and are comfortable to trust that no one gets hurt for real. They might even have a Safe Word
If everyone involved makes sure no one gets hurt, it can be narrowed down
to a Harmless War
. However, not all friendly fighters are so considerate. If they are in it For the Evulz
, the collateral damage might be considerable. (For the other
kind of "Harmless War", see Nonlethal Warfare
and Nobody Can Die
Can lead to Abuse Mistake
, as people don't understand that the whole thing is actually friendly. If any of the people involved are lovers, then this "conflict" is very likely to overlap with Casual Kink
. Outsiders might view it as The Masochism Tango
or Belligerent Sexual Tension
, and in the latter case it might be entirely intentional: the lovers keep their relationship secret behind a role-played façade of constant bickering.
Compare & Contrast Running Both Sides
, where the faux enemies aren't merely friends — instead, they are actually the same person.
Anime and Manga
- Dog Days: The war between the Republic of Biscotti and the Kingdom of Garettemore looks more like a game of war played by elementary students than anything else, people also get turned into furballs when they get hit. Except important characters, who suffer severe Clothing Damage instead.
- Happens at the end of episode 12 in Hyperdimension Neptunia The Animation. Neptune declares that the other goddesses/CPU's are True Companions, due to all the trials and tribulations they went through during the show.
- Calvin and Hobbes are often at each other's throats, but it's usually only in good fun.
- This is the payoff of the DC Comics oneshot Superman and Batman: World's Funnest, a fight across realities between Bat-Mite and Mr. Mxyptlk.
- In Doom 2099, it is ultimately revealed that this was the cause of Doctor Doom's amnesia: His 'lover' had erased his memories as part of their "game". Subverted in that he was not happy about it afterward...
- In Razor Blade Smile, the heroine is a vampire who have spent the last 50 years fighting a conspiracy led by another vampire — who is assumed to be her ex-husband. In the end, after they have killed most of each other's minions, it is revealed that they are still lovers and that the entire conflict was just for fun.
- In Attenberg, it is likely that much of the conflict and cruelty between Marina and Bella is actually neither conflict nor cruel.
- In Good Omens, this is how Aziraphale and Crowley (an angel and a demon, respectively,) tend to view the war between Heaven and Hell. Of course, then things get serious.
- In the novels about Bill Bergson ("Kalle Blomkvist" in the original language) we have "Röda Och Vita Rosen": The main characters have divided themselves into two teams that constantly oppose each other just for the hell of it. Often they fight over some destigated treasure, which they only want because they don't want the other side to have it. Of course, they don't let this struggle get in the way of the actual plot.
- In Peter Pan, the Lost Boys and the Indians take turns attacking each other as a game. It turns serious in the Disney version when the Chief accuses the Boys of kidnapping Tiger Lily, who was actually taken by Captain Hook for the purpose of trying to get the location of Peter Pan's hiding place out of her.
- In the Anne of Green Gables series, Anne and Gilbert's academic rivalry is played up as this, as least on Gilbert's side. To Anne, though, it is taken very seriously.
- The prank wars between the Winchester brothers of Supernatural are not so harmless at times, but certainly friendly.
- Out of universe example: The regular 'wars' between factions of the Forever Knight fandom. They're essentially round robin style fics that include the fans and the characters and factions kidnapping items and characters and things like that.
- This is one of the appeals of Valhalla in Norse Mythology: Party all night, fight all day. Casualties don't matter, they're only temporary. Well, until Ragnarok, anyway, which they're training for.
- Dungeons & Dragons adventure EX2 The Land Beyond The Magic Mirror: The PCs can encounter a huge lion and a gigantic unicorn fighting each other. They're actually having a contest to see who will receive a valuable crown.
- The plane of Ysgard is pretty much a stand-in for Valhalla, where anyone who dies in combat returns to life after 24 hours.
- In GURPS Banestorm, the land of Sahud recognizes two kinds of "war". High war is essentially a tournament between two noble families disguised as warfare. Low war is actual life-or-death fighting. The book notes that sometimes a high war can turn into a low war, but hardly ever the other way around.
- In Runescape, the neighboring island nations of Miscellania and Etceteria are in a state of perpetual war, despite neither side having an army and nobody ever actually fighting.
- Every violent multiplayer video game ever is a meta-example, if you think about it.
- In The Order of the Stick, there are three desert empires that always struggle against one another. However, they are secretly allied with one another. The conflict among them is merely an excuse to take over other nations, as well as a safeguard to keep the other peoples from uniting against them.
- According to Scandinavia and the World, Canada and Denmark are fighting an epic battle for Hans Island. The weapon of choice; flags.
- Red vs. Blue, though it later turns out that the whole thing is actually a training simulation for Freelancer agents.
Grif: Let me get this straight. We're in the middle of an intergalactic struggle for control of the universe... and you guys are taking a few days off to go on vacation?
Church: We'll be back in a few days, guys. We can start the war back up then.
Grif: Okay; have fun.
Church: And while we're gone, don't drive our tank.
Church: And no parties!
- Ponibooru has Gif wars.
- Humans vs. Zombies is a LARP that involves humans and zombies duking it out in games that can persist for hours or days. Some players can get a little too serious about it, but most of it is in good fun and it's just a big friendly game of extra complicated tag. Human and zombie players will eat together on breaks, and often indulge in hugs, singing, trading war stories, and general camaraderie when the zombies are stunned and temporarily unable to kill.
- Paintball, airsoft and lasertag are about as close as Real Life has to examples of this, though the first two are debatable as you're in for stinging pain should you be unprepared.
- Some military training exercises make a game of paintball look like children making guns with their fingers and yelling, "Bang, bang!" While not all training maneuvers are so elaborate, when they go all out, they can use actual armored vehicles, warships, aircraft, infantry on maneuvers, Hollywood-quality fake injuries, civilians hired to play civilians in the theater of operations, fake cities complete with secret passages, paratroopers making combat jumps, forward operating bases, artillery simulators, full tactical operations command centers...really just about every toy in the toybox. Including live rounds, artillery shells, and more. Modern militaries make sure the risks in such exercises are minimized and acceptable; it's never truly safe jumping out a plane or piloting an aircraft, after all.
- The War of Conch Independence was a conflict fought between the United States and the Conch Republic, formerly the Florida city of Key West, in protest of a US Border Patrol roadblock. It consisted entirely of hitting an off-duty but uniformed American sailor with a loaf of Cuban bread, then surrendering to same sailor.