Literature: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

A collection of "children's stories" written in 1994 by James Garner, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, retells traditional fairy-tales in an elaborately tongue-in-cheek politically correct fashion. The book serves as a double parody: firstly it satirizes political correctness and censorship of children's literature, and secondly it satirizes the Values Dissonance that have become more apparent in traditional folk tales in modern times.

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories contains examples of the following tropes:

  • Action Girl
  • All Men Are Perverts: Repeatedly played straight and always lampshaded, usually by a woman.
  • At Least I Admit It: Played for Laughs in the "Three Codependent Goats Gruff" story. When we first meet the troll under the bridge, he declares that he happens to have the natural attributes of a troll and thus should not be denied his essential right to act as a troll (i.e., eat goats). The Goats Gruff realize they can't dispute this argument, so they each talk the troll into letting them go to discuss each imminent devouring with their siblings, claiming it would be "selfish" not to do so. (Eventually, when the biggest of the goats shows up, the troll is so frightened that he immediately apologizes for trying to eat the goats; this leads the goat in turn to apologize for trying to deprive the troll of his source of food. They each become so adamant about claiming the guilt for the incident that they eventually get into a fistfight.)
  • Band of Brothers: The brotherly relationship between the seven "towering giants" in "Snow White" gets ramped up to having a mobile sweat lodge, mens retreats, and communal spa.
  • Call to Agriculture
  • Does Not Like Men: Several of the stories' heroines, such as Little Red Riding Hood, end up this way.
  • Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male
  • Down the Rabbit Hole: Deconstructed. A character says she thinks the cliché of a young girl going on a journey in a surreal world where she's acted upon but rarely gets a chance to act on the setting is overplayed, and she refuses the call to adventure and goes home "In the name of Alice, Dorothy, Wendy and all the others".
  • Feminist Fantasy
  • Fractured Fairy Tale
  • Gentle Giant: The giant in "Jack and the Beanstalk" turns out to be this.
  • Granola Girl
  • Green Aesop
  • Interspecies Friendship: "Little Red Ridinghood" ends with one of these.
  • Mars and Venus Gender Contrast
  • Meat Versus Veggies: Discussed in "Jack and the Beanstalk".
  • Nature Lover
  • One Dialogue, Two Conversations: A hilarious one at the end of "Sleeping Beauty".
  • Political Correctness Gone Mad: Throughout.
  • Veganopia: In "Jack and the Beanstalk" and several other stories.