Innocent Innuendo / Video Games

• AI: The Somnium Files: The twelve-year-old Mizuki takes her friends Iris and Amame's chants and naively morphs it into something dirtier.
  Iris: "Blow those boys away!"
  Amame: "Blow those boys away!"
  Mizuki: "Yeah, ''blow those boys!"
  Iris: "Mizuki, uh..."
  Amame: "You really shouldn't say that..."
• Some people think this about Gergoth, from the Castlevania Universe: It's a monster that seems to be some kind of zombified bipedal dinosaur, without arms. But the big legs, the form of its body and... the head, makes everyone who thinks about it to raise an eyebrow. It gets worse when it uses its best attack: when it opens its mouth, the skin of its head is peeled off, revealing its tender pink underflesh, then it shoots a BIG WHITE LARGE BEAM against the hero... You can check it here.
• Played repeatedly by Oghren in Dragon Age: Origins... maybe. The player (and most of the game's cast) are forced to guess just how innocently Oghren has been 'polishing his sword'. He also plays this one (seemingly) completely innocently a different time in reference to catching Alistair "pike-twirling". And Awakenings has Oghren spot a darkspawn trying to steal his stuff, leading to the infamous line "No-one touches Oghren's junk and lives!"
• In EXA_PICO, this happens often:
  • In the first game there is a scene where Lyner inserts a life-extending agent into Aurica. The dialogue sounds like it's Aurica's first time.
  • Similar scenes (although admittedly not quite as over the top) when the Reyvateils describe the diving system, as well as when introducing the concept of installing.
  • In Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica, this is also done with Croix and Cloche, complete with Croix's horrified reaction to seeing the life-extending agent for the first time. "She can't take a crystal that big!"
  • In Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel Finnel complains about lossing her 'dive virginity' to an Idiot Hero like Ruto in a talk topic. Without context this would sound like a lover's spat.
• In Fire Emblem: Awakening, during Lucina's A support with Brady, she walks into his tent and proceeds to pin him to the ground, shouting about how he should "submit" and "turn his body over to her". She really just wants to give him a massage because he's been pushing himself so hard. Of course, the other characters think it's something else...
• An Easter Egg scene in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater involved what looked and sounded like a sex scene, with both Snake and EVA grunting and groaning and making comments to each other — we see quick cuts of their faces twisted in exertion, and silhouettes of them on the far wall. EVA gives a final passionate wail, and we get a shot of her grinning face — and her hand, in which she's holding a tracking device one of the villains implanted on Snake, which she'd just managed to pull out. Hilariously, the shadows are of both of them wrestling.
• Ridge Racer: "Start your engines, and let's get it on!", in a sultry voice.
• "By the way, Innes' is gigantic. Don't those get in the way for girls?" A pair of skits in Tales of Hearts have the characters talking about the Mighty Glacier's signature weapon and appetite, respectively, and sounding like they were about her breasts.
• Done by-the-book in Tenchu 3: Wrath of Heaven. Ayame overhears a villain telling a woman "what a nice pair you have, but let me show you mine!" They are talking about poker.
• In Sonic Battle, Emerl asks Rouge if he can go to her place for sparring again:
  Emerl: See you later, Rouge! Can I... visit your room again sometime?
  Emerl: Idiot!
• World of Warcraft:
  • The Male Draenei will stray into this during his silly emotes. "When we arrived here, I had lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels, I would be deeply appreciative."
  • The names for the Sons of Hodir daily quests: "Blowing Hodir's Horn," "Thrusting Hodir's Spear" (unlocked by completing the quest "Raising Hodir's Spear") and "Polishing the Helm" (unlocked after completing "Mounting The Helm.")
• Xenoblade Chronicles 2
  • The second encounter with Zeke before the fight against him culminates in one of these:
    Nia: Listen, pal. I'm sorry, but we really don't have time to play with you today. So hurry on home, OK?
    Zeke: What's this? Were you so frightened by our power that you wet yourself, furry-ears?
    Nia: Did I WHAT? You've got a lotta nerve, you one-eyed monster!
    [Eye Take by Rex, Dromarch and Mythra]
    Rex: N...Nia? You do know 'one-eyed monster' usually means-
    Nia: Huh?! Means what?!
    Rex: Um... It's, ah... Mythra, why are you blushing?
    Mythra: Shut up!
    [smacks Rex into the screen, shattering it into the combat sequence]
  • In an early scene, immediately after agreeing to be partners Pyra cheerfully invites Rex to touch her chest. She clearly means the glowing green crystal embedded in her sternum, but Rex still hesitates for a moment. Pyra never seems to realize what she said.
• This is pretty much the whole gimmick of Muja Kina, one of the rivals in Yandere Simulator, who's a Hospital Hottie who's unaware of the implications of certain phrases.
  "Come see me anytime. I'm always happy to take care of you..."
• Puyo Puyo:
  • Schezo could very well be the poster child of this trope. It's easier to list the times where he is not saying something that might be misinterpreted as an innuendo, than the times he is. How his accidental innuendos manifest, and how often they show up, is something Depending on the Writer - the English dub of Puyo Puyo Tetris goes especially crazy with it, for example.
  • Puyo Puyo!! 20th Anniversary has Ringo refer to Maguro's secret as "that" in the latter's story campaign. Amitie overhears them talking about "that" and becomes overly excited, participating in an impromptu Puyo battle if it means seeing it... and becomes disappointed almost immediately when she founds out "that" is only Maguro's beautiful face.

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