Haiku: PlayStation Network

Haikus for Play Station Network.

Spyro the Dragon,
in original flavor
but not in Europe.

Curse you, Schedule Slip,
you had us waiting this long,
until October.
— still Alex Sora 89 as a self-reply to the haiku above, given that maybe this time Europe will actually get, at long lastnote , Spyro the Dragon after all. Finally.

I wanted Tomba!
Store only has Japanese
Man, that freaking sucks.
Mega Mario Man. True story, of course.

Wait just a second.
I'm on a Slim PS3
But the disc still works!
Mega Mario Man, who discovered that the Slim PS3 could actually play PS1 discs, but not PS2, for some reason. Still can't play Budokai Tenkaichi, shame. note