It's a swell new house.
But did you see those baggies?
Must be a DOOOOOOOOOOOM HOUSE! What's that statuette?
An odd-looking figurine.
It won't go away. That's a Creepy Doll,
Part of the doom house mystique.
He's got it in spades! Philosopher said,
Be careful what you dream for;
You just might get it.
Then he'll treat you like garbage
In a disposal.
It will not fit in haiku
He speaks it in full
He's Reginald P. Linux,
And his wife is dead. You hear what he said?
"Moving in sure is... hard... work."
Who's he talking to?