Haiku / Chewbacca Defense

To win the debate
Change the subject to something
"That does not. Make. Sense."

Willy Four Eyes

Elephants have trunks
Trunks also belong on trees
So, therefore You Suck

randomfanboy

I insult Your Mom,
and so, I declare you fail
therefore I now win.

Garvalan

Haiku rhythm corrected by Mrbing

Haiku rhythm corrected again by StongRadd

Haiku rhythm corrected by Yugi 195

Haiku rythym not corrected by Mister Apple, so all the other corrections are wrong!

"Don't change the subject."
"If you think I shouldn't, you...
must hate babies!" "Huh?"
— Kif

"This debate's nonsense!
You're making all of this up!"
"WELL, I HATE YOUR TIE!"

The Dread Gazebo

Swiftly flows the stream
Gentle doves fly overheard
Ergo, you are wrong.

Mister Apple

Just a mess of words.
Can't refute that crap? I win!
And now I'm leaving.

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