Haiku / Chewbacca Defense

To win the debate
Change the subject to something
"That does not. Make. Sense."

Elephants have trunks
Trunks also belong on trees
So, therefore You Suck

I insult Your Mom,
and so, I declare you fail
therefore I now win.
Haiku rhythm corrected by Mrbing
Haiku rhythm corrected again by StongRadd
Haiku rhythm corrected by Yugi 195
"Don't change the subject."
"If you think I shouldn't, you...
must hate babies!" "Huh?"
Kif <<|Haiku Wiki|>>

"This debate's nonsense!
You're making all of this up!"
"WELL, I HATE YOUR TIE!"
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