Haiku / Chewbacca Defense

To win the debate
Change the subject to something
"That does not. Make. Sense."

Elephants have trunks
Trunks also belong on trees
So, therefore You Suck

I insult Your Mom,
and so, I declare you fail
therefore I now win.
Haiku rhythm corrected by Mrbing
Haiku rhythm corrected again by StongRadd
Haiku rhythm corrected by Yugi 195
Haiku rythym not corrected by Mister Apple, so all the other corrections are wrong!
"Don't change the subject."
"If you think I shouldn't, you...
must hate babies!" "Huh?"
Kif

"This debate's nonsense!
You're making all of this up!"
"WELL, I HATE YOUR TIE!"

Swiftly flows the stream
Gentle doves fly overheard
Ergo, you are wrong.
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