I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
Fuckin' lesbian
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
For fifteen cents a day
You can feed an African
They eat pennies
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
Old peoples' skin sags
Because it's being pulled towards
The underworld
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
"Do unto others
As you would have them do to you"
Said the rapist
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
My aunt used to say
"Slow and steady wins the race"
She died in a fire
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
Even if he is
Your friend, never, ever call
An Asian person
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
Bono, if you want
To help poor people, sell your
Tinted shades, you cunt
- Bo Burnham's Haiku in "haikus / sonnet / Shakespeare"
