Haiku / Avatar: The Last Airbender

I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear.
I just... wound up... here.
- Sokka's accidental Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

They call me Sokka,
that is in the Water Tribe.
I am not an oaf.
- Sokka's Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

You think you're so smart,
with your fancy little words,
this is not so hard.
- Sokka's Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

I calls it easy.
Like I paddle my canoe,
I'll paddle yours too!
-Sokka's innuendo (this one refers to females) Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

Squish, squash, sling that slang.
I'm always right back at ya,
like my... boomerang!
-Sokka's Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

That's right, I'm Sokka,
it's pronounced with an "okka",
young ladies, I rocked ya!
-Sokka's messed up Haiku in Tales of Ba Sing Se

The world set ablaze,
A twelve-year-old to save it:
I think it might work.

Fire, water, earth and air
These forces united will
conquer a reign most vile

Scarred by his father
Outcast among his people
Zuko still found light

The boy studies bending
in hopes of balance's return—
Power of Heart pwns u.

And yet to this day
The thing the fans fear the most
Are those shipping wars.

Aang, the Avatar.
Itís the last good show on Nick.
No Invader Zim?

Children learning skills
So they can fight the Big Bad.
Kids deep kissing?? Squick!

All I have to say
Is if you want some haikus,
Sokka's got your back!

I wanted to write
Something for this, but Sokka
Paddled my canoe.

Sokka is a pro.
He knows how to write Haiku,
But he can not count.

The name is Sohka
Prounounced with an Oak-uh
No lady was rocked.
— sgtangua8

You've got Zutaara,
Or Kataang and The Doph too-
Any way, Flame War.

Fucking love this show
I can't wait for the sequel
Let's watch it again

Zuko is tortured
Torn between good and evil
He kicks his dad's ass

Toph: Crazy Awesome
Best earthbender in the world
And yet she is blind

A world torn by war
A race of nomads destroyed
Glowing boy brings peace.

Eyes eerily white
The elements are angry
Don't take his bison.

Iroh, truly wise
Knows solution to troubles
The answer is TEA.

Roku was da bomb.
Aang was somehow kinda meh.
But Airbending rocks.

Chakara Guru.
Onion and Banana Juice.
Avatar State Aang.

Here to spread sunshine
Is she! Avatar state, yip
yip! That was terrible

There's one too many
Syllables in your haiku,
Just like in Sokka's

Everything was great
Then the Fire Nation Attacked
The rest of the world

Look at that mushroom
Maybe, it could be friendly
Mushy, giant friend

Have some cactus juice
Friendly mushroom over there
It's the quenchiest!

I had always thought
Fire was death and destruction.
It's not. Fire is life.
The Dread Gazebo

A boy named Aang,
It was a great show.
Then Korra Nation attacked.