Being child lover,
A national socialist,
Weakly ending list.
Serial killer
Kicks cute animals for fun
And likes the Spice Girls
— Serenity Squid
He did WHAT you say?
Stole cars, beat up little kids,
and talks during films!
— Poisonarrow
The Big Bad did what?
Destroyed the hero's hometown
And ate the last chip?
— Happy Duck
Wanted for mauling
Livestock, swindling old people,
And drinking my tea.
—Headbreaker
This guy killed fifteen
Million people and made
Me drink some V8.—Crazy Luigi
You're an evil man!
You slaughtered fifty sheep and
Stole a mattress tag!— Iceguppie
I confess that I
kicked your dog, wrecked your Wii and
Ate your gummy worms.
— Snowsky
I know of that fiend.
'Ere treason and genocide,
He'd badmouth this site!
— DragonAtma
Killed twelve; ate the stiffs,
Gave P. E. T. A. anthrax,
Can't bowl for his life.
—So We Ate Them's rap sheet in situ
Eats little children,
Assaults everyone he meets,
Does not like Disney.
— NiqqaSwaq
Befouls the water,
Hoards basic necessities,
Smells something awful.
—Banana Pancakes
Kills others for fun
Burns down civilizations
Takes a banana
- — Dark Elf Princess
He broke my windows,
Destroyed my flower garden,
And stepped on my lawn.
—astrokitty
Evil knows no bounds!
It hits wives, smothers puppies,
And eats all your snacks!
- The Dread Gazebo
Something bad is done
Something even worse is done
Something Petty's done.
Poisoned the water
Killed a police officer
Kicked a cute puppy.
Stole from the big bank
Burned all of the city crops
Vandalised a car.
Serial killer
Serial child rapist
Serial robber.
Stole from a big bank
Exposed herself to children
Kicked a cute puppy.
Beat up an old man
Set an orphanage aflame
Vandalised a car.
A very bad guy
Who wants to destroy the world
And writes dumb haiku.
