Kicks cute animals for fun
And likes the Spice Girls
— Serenity Squid He did WHAT you say?
Stole cars, beat up little kids,
and talks during films!
— Poisonarrow The Big Bad did what?
Destroyed the hero's hometown
And ate the last chip?
— Happy Duck Wanted for mauling
Livestock, swindling old people,
And drinking my tea.
—Headbreaker This guy killed fifteen
Million people and made
Me drink some V8. —Crazy Luigi You're an evil man!
You slaughtered fifty sheep and
Stole a mattress tag! — Iceguppie I confess that I
kicked your dog, wrecked your Wii and
Ate your gummy worms.
— Snowsky I know of that fiend.
'Ere treason and genocide,
He'd badmouth this site!
— DragonAtma Killed twelve; ate the stiffs,
Gave P. E. T. A. anthrax,
Can't bowl for his life.
—So We Ate Them's rap sheet in situ Eats little children,
Assaults everyone he meets,
Does not like Disney.
— NiqqaSwaq Befouls the water,
Hoards basic necessities,
Smells something awful.