Funny / Zoey 101

Welcome to PCA

New Roomies

Webcam

• Chase's incredulous reaction to Quinn eating a plastic plant.

Defending Dustin

Prank Week

Jet X

The Play

Quinn's Date

• Pretty much everything Quinn does; from randomly trying to tape people's conversations, to her hilariously bad attempts at trying to ask out Chase (pretending he's Mark) by bringing up weird random facts, asking about Chase's first rash and then asking if anyone wants to see her extra toe, which gets her a loud and emphatic No! from everyone.

Spring Fling

• Nicole glomping Drake Bell in excitement.
• Also the entire subplot with Quinn experimenting on Dustin by sleep-depriving him.
  Michael: It's wrecked.
  Zoey: Thank you, Michael.

Backpack

Disc Golf

• Coach Keller getting his car stolen by the inmates.

School Dance

Little Beach Party

• Logan's pretentious haiku and Zoey's sarcastic response
  Logan:Handsome guy, I am. Everyone knows, I am hot. Girls, want to kiss me. How was that?
  Zoey: Nauseating

Back to PCA

Time Capsule

The Election

Haunted House

Bad Girl

Broadcast View

Girls Will Be Boys

• When Zoey gives her idea that sets the plot in motion.
  Zoey: I'm saying, what if one of us pretends to be a guy?
  Nicole: Okay, four problems with that: hair, face, boobs.
  Lola: That's three problems.
  Nicole: Two boobs.

Robot Wars

Lola Likes Chase

Spring Break-Up

People Auction

• After Logan takes advantage of Zoey, Nicole and Lola by refusing to give the money to fix Sushi Rox unless they be his personal cheerleaders for a week (including cheering him on for doing mundane things like sunbathing), the girls get back at him by cheering him on for stuff he didn't ask them to do (like taking a shower, or getting rejected by a girl) until Logan finally gives in and gives them the money, also doubles as a CMOA.
• Coach Keller's way of saying sushi: sush-ee.

Quinn's Alpaca

• The reveal that Quinn speaks alpaca.
  Zoey: You're surprised?
• Quinn consistently correcting people when they call Otis a llama.

Surprise

• Coco getting attacked by bees, due to them being attracted to her ravioli, which she refuses to get rid of in spite of being attacked.

Chase's Girlfriend

• Quinn training Logan to do better at free throws in basketball, especially when she has him wear a dress.
• Chase and Zoey's "grape war" at the end.

Hot Dean

• Coco expressing her problems to the unwilling kids. Especially the part where she mentioned that her boyfriend got her a pretzel from a gas station as a present for Valentine's Day.

Zoey's Tutor

• Everyone pulling a prank on Logan by putting a rat down his pants(to get back at him for lying about dating Zoey) and his freaked out reaction.

The Great Vince Blake

Silver Hammer Society

• Logan's first attempt to bribe himself into the Silver Hammer Society gets him Mistaken for Gay.

Michael Loves Lisa

Wrestling

Zoey's Balloon

Chase's Grandma

• When Michael's alarm clock won't stop ringing, Quinn says she'll take care of it and blasts it with her wrist laser and destroys it. Michael has a priceless, succinct reaction:
  Michael: Well THAT'S going to void the warranty!
• This exchange:
  Zoey: [Chase's grandma] got the flu, and couldn't come.
  Michael: Aw.
  Logan: Well, that stinks.
  Zoey: I know, she was so excited to come.
  Logan: No, if we knew earlier she was going to bail, we could've done the beach theme.
  Zoey: Have I ever told you you're a really nice person?
  Logan: No.
  Zoey: Good.

Quarantine

• Lola annoying everyone by practicing her scream at random moments. Needless to say, when she loses her voice, they all cheer.

The Radio

Paige at PCA

Dance Contest

Favor Chain

Zoey's Ribs

The Curse of PCA

• Quinn explaining the purpose of the apples in the lounge to Michael.
  Quinn: Lola and I set a bowl of apples in the lounge, and we're gonna watch boys eat them.
  Michael: Why?
  Quinn: (like it was obvious) To test their kissability. (leaves)
  Michael: Yes, how could I have not known that?
• Lafe as a whole.
  Lola: No Lafe, Spongebob's friend Patrick is silly. I think you're a weirdo.

Drippin' Episode!

Son of a Dean

Hands on a Blix Van

• Quinn's turbo breath spray, resulting in an uncontrollable urge to laugh for no apparent reason as a side effect.
• Lola first tries having Quinn drink water to stop the laughter. It ends with Quinn spitting it back in her face.
• Lola's solution to make the laughter stop: kissing Mark. It works too well.
  Quinn: (tackles Lola to the ground) How dare you make out with my boyfriend right in front of me!
  Lola: I did it to cure you!
  Quinn: What?!
  Lola: You're not laughing anymore!
• The scene ends with this gem, after a reconciled Lola and Quinn leave.
  Mark: I love this school.

Miss PCA

• Zoey wearing her pageant dress to get Chase's opinion.
  Chase: (lovestruck) Oh.
  Zoey: Do you like it?
  Chase: (nodding) Oh.
  Zoey: So, you like it?
  Chase: Yeah, it's very, uh, uh, flattering.
  Zoey: Do you need a drink of water?
  Chase: Yes, please.

Logan Gets Cut Off

• Logan's Epic Fail at doing his own hair, to Lola's chagrin.

PCA Confidential

• One of the montages is dedicated solely to comments about Chase's hair.

Goodbye Zoey

Trading Places

• The fight between Colin, Chase, and the tech support operator.

Fake Roommate

Alone at PCA

• The "good cop, bad cop" routine, as suggested by Lola. It goes as well as you would expect.
• The fight between Dean Rivers and Seamus.
• Michael and Logan getting forcefully escorted to their dorm by security.
  Michael: You are a mean, mean man! Both of you! (opens the door) I want a lawyer! (his arm is shoved down, and the door is shut on him)

Rumor of Love

Anger Management

• Quinn trying and failing to get Lola to talk to her again.
  Lola: (silently browses iCarly.com)
  Quinn: I never meant for you or anyone to eat those nuts! Lola? Lola! (turns her around and grabs her shoulders) You are not moving from this spot until you say something to me! A sentence, a phrase, a word, a sound, something!
  Lola: (blows a raspberry at Quinn, before leaving)

Quinn Misses the Mark

Walk-a-Thon

Vince is Back

Dinner for Two Many

Coffee Cart Ban

• When Logan steals back the customers for his and Michael's coffee business, the girls' plan for revenge is Quinn using a laser to zap holes in the cups to create leaks. It gets better when Lola forcefully takes over, and starts zapping Logan, to Quinn's protest. The perfect end to the scheme: she zaps Dean Rivers.
  Lola: (cheerfully) Whoops!
  (Zoey and Quinn laugh with her)

Roller Coaster

Chasing Zoey