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"No, Hank, it's not the ography that bothers me. It's the porn."
Hank's '50 Jokes' videos.
"Koninginnedag! Wuuuuuuh!" (occurs at about 1:40 seconds in)
Maureen Johnson, YA author and the second prettiest Green Brother.
In one video with the brothers together, they coincidentally push their glasses up at the same time.
The whole week John and Hank were doing their videos together. Heck, anytime they do videos together.
"So, the issue [of whether or not we would go to war with Syria] was sent to Congress, which is funny, because if congress were on fire, they wouldn't be able to pass the Pour Water on Congress Act."
John would like to know if women need 'manly men' in order to 'feel whole':
John: [ to his wife] Hey, Sarah! Do you need a man who is able to bench-press your body weight in order to feel whole?
John: [ hysterical laughter]
Hank, during his "17 Rants" video, has a few moments of comic gold, but this has to be the big kicker:
: Could you make it so that this (the wires of his earbuds) doesn't fit in this (the aforementioned office chair's wheels) because
this, IS THE WORST THING!
note In John's video about giant tortoise sex, for the first 40 seconds of the video he gets repeatedly pestered by the sound of a giant tortoise having sex. He ends up having to call up Tommy Lee Jones and ask for his neuralyzer.
Is John a banana?
John: Oh come on, these questions are just getting stupid. Like, do I have some kind of pale exterior that you can peel away and then find edible meat inside?
John: Oh. Yes. But do I thrive in tropical climates?
John: Oh my god... I am a banana.